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DOCTOR BRUCE BANNER INVENTS PURPLE DRANK

"Perhaps if I sip this sizzurp, I will be leanin too much to turn into the Hulk…" Universal has sent along their 2008 preview, and I’ve ganked from it some pictures that might be of interest to young fresh fellows like yourselves. Included in this set are the first two official pictures from The Incredible … Continue reading

DEVIN FARACI’S WORST 10 OF 2007

My Fifteen Best list is still in formation due to the simple fact that there were so many goddamned good movies released this year that narrowing them down to a dozen and change and then placing them in order is a task and a half. I have an embarrassment of riches from which to pick. … Continue reading

NICK NUNZIATA’S WORST 10 OF 2007

My Best from 2006My Worst from 2006My Worst from 2005My Best from 2005 The films that almost made this list: Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer. Rush Hour 3. The Golden Compass. Shoot ‘Em Up. Hostel, Part Two. Films that would have if I was dumb enough to see them: Code Name: The Cleaner, … Continue reading

PETER BERG STILL MULLING WIMMER’S SALT

Right before Christmas, Entertainment Weekly‘s "Hollywood Insider Blog" floated the possibility that Peter Berg might take the directorial reins on Tom Cruise’s next star vehicle, Edwin A. Salt. Based on a screenplay by CHUD pal Kurt Wimmer, the CIA spy thriller was initially set up for Terry George to direct, but, given the action-heavy tenor … Continue reading

SAD EYED ROBOT OF THE LOWLANDS

Here’s a sneak peek at my Top Fifteen of 2007: it won’t include Ratatouille. I still haven’t seen the latest Pixar film, which actually makes it the first Pixar I have not seen in theaters since A Bug’s Life. I would have liked to have seen it, but animated kid films don’t tend to appeal … Continue reading

SCREW THE PRIME DIRECTIVE

I have to admit that I don’t understand why there’s so much secrecy involved with Star Trek XI. Even Karl Urban, seemingly woefully miscast as Bones, feels a little overwhelmed by it all: ‘I think the hardest part really is maintaining the level of security and secrecy that we have all been forced to adopt. … Continue reading

CORALINE IS SNEAKY

I haven’t read Neil Gaiman’s Coraline – I’ve been far too busy the last couple of years following the Harry Potter saga to bother picking up some kid’s book – but what I’ve seen of the movie makes this shit look dark. At the Los Angeles opening of The Nightmare Before Christmas 3D Henry Selick … Continue reading