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The motion picture studios send us vermillions of DVD releases for the purpose of review. More titles than you can shake a stick at, unless you have a lot of time and a particularly sturdy stick. Unlike most sites [and weirdly a source of nitpicking from some detractors who we’ve discovered are dumb and lonely asexual prick assholes], we review everything we’re sent. Even the gay vampire program Lair (from the makers of Dante’s Cove). We have a wide array of reviewers, all with functioning nervous systems and all ready to entertain YOU with their puns and prose. You. Are. Welcome.

DVD REVIEW: NEVER SO FEW

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer MSRP: $15.98 RATED: Not Rated RUNNING TIME: 124 Mins. SPECIAL FEATURES: • Theatrical Trailer • DVD Trailer – “Wanted: Dead Or Alive”Note: This DVD is part of The Essential Steve McQueen Collection (Save your hard earned cash and purchase it from CHUD immediately!) It’s interestingly enough the … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: WHITE NOISE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: UniversalMSRP: $29.98 RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 98 mins. SPECIAL FEATURES:• Deleted Scenes• Hearing is Believing: Actual E.V.P. Sessions• Making Contact: E.V.P. Experts• Recroding the Afterlife at Home guide If I was dead, and you recorded my otherworldly voice on a blank audio tape, and I was talking about the Michael … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: WONDER WOMAN – SEASON 3

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $39.98 RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: N/ASPECIAL FEATURES: • Commentary by Lynda Carter on "My Teenage Idol Is Missing"• The Ultimate Feminist Icon: new documentary• Limited-quantity commemorative bonus disc containing a never-before-released-on-DVD Shazam episode I get to do Wonder Woman again. (Yeah, baby.) Even after changing into her … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: MISS CONGENIALITY 2

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $27.95 RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 115 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Theatrical Trailer• Additional Scenes Sandra Bullock is still famous? Why didn’t I get the memo? Now I know how that sounds. I mean yes she is more famous than I’ll ever be and all, but seriously, what happened to … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: D.E.B.S.

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: SonyMSRP: $24.99RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 91 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary tracks• Deleted scenes• Featurette• Music video The Humans Sara Foster (The Big Bounce, some magazines), Devon Aoki (2 Fast 2 Furious, Sin City), Meagan Good (Biker Boyz, House Party 4), Jill Ritchie (Kid Rock’s sister), Jordana Brewster (The Faculty, The Fast … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: CURSED

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: DimensionMSRP: $29.99 RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 99 Mins.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Selected commentary by special effects supervisor Greg Nicotero and actor Derek Mears• Making-of featurette• Special effects featurette• Editing featurette• "Becoming a Werewolf" spoof documentary Read Russ’s review of the theatrical cut here. A good horror movie is a cautionary tale, confronting … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: TILT

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Buena VistaMSRP: $49.99 RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 360 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary• Alternate Season Finale• Deleted Scenes• Alternate Ending• Outtakes• Auditions• On the Set• 1998 World Series of Poker – Final Table• Virtual Tour of the Colorado Casino I love poker. I was in the craze before the craze. I play … Continue reading

THE SPECIAL EDITION – 06.19.05

It’s a new week out there for DVDs. While not technically a slam-bang one like the days past, releases are still being thrown out there. Now it’s up to you to decide which one(s) you want to purchase. I suggest several, but the names I’m not telling. I like to keep it a secret. Also, … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: CLASH BY NIGHT

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Warner Bros. MSRP: $19.97 RATED: Unrated RUNNING TIME: 105 mins. SPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary w/ filmmaker Peter Bogdanovish/Audio excerpt from Fritz Lang• Theatrical Trailer The fifties were a good decade for noir. The public called for irony in their protagonists, wounded men and women who nevertheless were able to … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: GETAWAY, THE (DE)

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $15.97 RATED: PGRUNNING TIME: 123 Mins. SPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary by Peckinpah Biographers/Documentarians Nick Redman, Paul Seydor, Garner Simmons and David Weddle• “Virtual” Audio Commentary by Steve McQueen, Ali MacGraw and Sam Peckinpah• Theatrical Trailer Note: This DVD is part of The Essential Steve McQueen Collection (Save your … Continue reading