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DVD REVIEW: COLD SOULS

BUY FROM AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: 20th Century FoxMSRP: $19.98RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 101 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:•Deleted Scenes•Soul Extractor Featurette The Pitch Paul Giamatti stretches his acting muscles playing Paul Giamatti, an actor who freaks out and worries. The Humans Starring: Paul Giamatti, Emily Watson, David Strathairn, Lauren Ambrose, Dina KorzunWritten and Directed by Sophie Barthes Not even … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: SMALL WONDER – THE COMPLETE FIRST SEASON

BUY FROM AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Shout FactoryMSRP: $34.97RATED: Not RatedRUNNING TIME: 540 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:CommentariesOriginal Episode PromosFan Art Gallery The Pitch A weird middle-aged man makes a child robot. Yeah, umm…how about that? The HumansDick Christie, Marla Pennington, Jerry Supiran, Tiffany Brissette and Emily Schulman The Nutshell V.I.C.I. is a robot crafted by the demented mind … Continue reading