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The motion picture studios send us vermillions of DVD releases for the purpose of review. More titles than you can shake a stick at, unless you have a lot of time and a particularly sturdy stick. Unlike most sites [and weirdly a source of nitpicking from some detractors who we’ve discovered are dumb and lonely asexual prick assholes], we review everything we’re sent. Even the gay vampire program Lair (from the makers of Dante’s Cove). We have a wide array of reviewers, all with functioning nervous systems and all ready to entertain YOU with their puns and prose. You. Are. Welcome.

DVD REVIEW: PRECIOUS

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BUY FROM AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Lionsgate Home Video MSRP: $29.95 RATED: R RUNNING TIME: 109 minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: Audio Commentary by Director Lee Daniels From Push to Precious: Making-of Featurette A Conversation with Lee Daniels and Sapphire Deleted Scene Reflections on Precious Oprah and Tyler: A Project of Passion A Precious Ensemble Featurette Trailers … Continue reading →

DVD REVIEW: TOP GEAR SEASONS 11 & 12

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BUY SEASON 11 AT AMAZON: CLICK HERESTUDIO: BBC WarnerMSRP: $29.98RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 364 Minutes NUMBER OF DISCS: 2ORIGINAL RELEASE DATE: January 12, 2010SPECIAL FEATURES: None. You must find happiness on two discs and in six episodes alone. Isn’t this enough for you? BUY SEASON 12 AT AMAZON: CLICK HERESTUDIO: BBC WarnerMSRP: $39.98RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME:502  Minutes … Continue reading →

DVD RACK: BANSHEE!!!

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BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Synthetic CinemaMSRP: $14.95RATED: Not ratedRUNNING TIME: 90 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:•    Commentary•    Bloopers•    Outtakes•    Deleted Scenes•    Assault of the Sasquatch Trailer The PitchBanshee hates humanity. The HumansAshley Bates, David McCarthy, Kevin SheaDirector: Colin Theys The NutshellA burly salvage man (Shea) finds a strange pod in an old auto-wreck that – wouldn’t … Continue reading →