Master Control Program

CHUD.com’s video game column, chaired by Cav Gallagher and his staff of inglorious gaming bastards, MCP is where you come to discuss the very best the console, PC, and handheld realms have to offer with varying levels of wit, verve, and, occasionally, pure, seething, psychotic venomous hate. If you fancy yourself a gamer, you’ve come to the right place. Press Start To Continue.

MCP: BIT PLAYERS ROUNDTABLE #5

Welcome to the revival of CHUD.com’s video game presence, Master Control Program. Since it’s an exciting [and expensive] time to be a video game aficionado, what better time to bring back the column that almost was, a look at all things console and handheld? That is what they call in the business a rhetorical question. … Continue reading

MCP: WAVE YOUR WAND

You won’t be surprised when I tell you that videogame tie-ins with Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix are slated to release alongside the film. It’s a long-standing tradition. Unfortunately, despite having an (I’ll gladly admit it) rich world, ripe for exploration, the previous game versions of Mr. Potter’s films have been mostly … Continue reading

MCP: GAMING NEWS ROUNDUP – 04.13.07

I’m going to spend the weekend taking remedial economics courses, since apparently my opinion on the Guitar Hero 2 downloadable content, specifically my thinking that it’s reasonably priced, is wrong. I’m thinking I should probably hire an accountant before I fritter away my savings on things like, say, plastic controllers in the shapes of miniature … Continue reading

MCP: GAMING NEWS ROUNDUP – 04.12.07

In their ongoing quest to bring quality content to the videogame podcast and video-blog arena, 1up and their partner GameVideos.com have posted an OCD analysis of the latest Halo 3 video released by Bungie. For Halo fans, I’m led to understand it’s a treat for the "reasonable speculation" centers of the brain. Being only a … Continue reading

MCP: GAMING NEWS ROUNDUP – 04.11.07

No new big news today, since the Halo 3 beta details are still ringing in everyone’s ears. Or, because nothing much happened yesterday, except people got all indignant about Action Button and their zero-star reviews of God of War 2 and Final Fantasy VII. Heh.So, incidental news! First up is today’s Xbox Live Arcade release … Continue reading

MCP: GAMING NEWS ROUNDUP – 04.09.07

The big news from the weekend is that info about Microsoft’s Sping Update for Xbox Live has leaked, and been intentionally distributed, which isn’t as fun to write. The update will include tweaks for the Dashboard interface, integration with the Windows Live Messenger, a revised interface for the Marketplace, and more specific notices when Achievements … Continue reading