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THE SPECIAL EDITION – 5.23.06

Sitting in a darkened theatre discussing the path to truth with my co-pilot Jesus had lead me to believe that not everything was kosher. First, I was speaking with the lord and savior for some, and for others he was “just some dude.” Blasphemy! There are many (and I was not one of them) who … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: WEDDING SINGER, THE (TOTALLY AWESOME EDITION)

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: New LineMSRP: $19.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 100 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Extended Cut• ‘Jump To a Song’ Feature• A Backstage Look at The Wedding Singer on Broadway• Theatrical Trailer The Pitch “Do you remember when? Our hearts were together then.” The Humans Adam Sandler (Bulletproof), Drew Barrymore (Poison Ivy), Alexis Arquette (Bride … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: BAZAAR BIZARRE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Pathfinder Home EntertainmentMSRP: $14.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 89 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Post-mortem w/ cast and crew• Deleted scenes• Trailer• Filmmaker bios• Still galleries The Pitch "A smear campaign on a serial killer." The Humans Writer-of-many-thing James Ellroy (LA Confidential) functions as de facto host, with appearances by those involved … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: LITTLE BRITAIN – SERIES 2

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros. Home Entertainment MSRP: $29.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 167 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • "Little Documentary"• Comic Relief special w/ commentary• Deleted scenes w/ commentary• Interview segments• Full commentary on each episode The Pitch "The only British comedy troupe to enjoy popular success in America is Monty Python. Sell it … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: KNOTS LANDING – SEASON 1

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $39.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 636 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Interview featurette Gary and Val: Together Again (with Ted Shackelford and Joan Van Ark)• Cast commentary on two episodes The Pitch Let’s redo Dallas…in the ‘burbs. The Humans Ted Shackelford, Joan Van Ark, Michelle Lee, Don Murray, John … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: HOODWINKED

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: The Weinstein Co.MSRP: $29.99RATED: PGRUNNING TIME: 81 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary• Featurette• Deleted Scenes The Pitch “It’s Grimm’s Fairy Tales meet Rashomon, with less rape!” The Humans The throats of Anne Hathaway, Glenn Close, Patrick Warburton, Xzibit, Jim Belushi, Andy Dick, and other unanimated humanoids surrounded by countless gigabytes of … Continue reading

CLASH OF THE TARTANS: OLDBOY

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: TartanMSRP: $24.99RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 120 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Interview with the Director• Director’s and Cinematographer’s Commentary• Deleted Scenes• Theatrical Trailer• Fan Trailer Contest Winner• Photo Gallery The Pitch “He ain’t getting any younger. Let’s get that legal DVD out there.” The Humans Choi Min-Sik, Yoo Ji-Tae, Gang Hye-Jung The Nutshell … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: IT WAITS

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Anchor Bay MSRP: $19.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 88 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Featurette: Blood on the Pines• Commentary with director Steven Monroe and star Cerina Vincent• Trailer The Pitch Cerina Vincent (Cabin Fever) really, really needs to stay out of the woods. The Humans Cerina Vincent, Dominic Zamprogna, Greg Kean, … Continue reading

CLASH OF THE TARTANS: ADDRESS UNKNOWN

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Tartan VideoMSRP: $24.99RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 126 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Interview and intro with dir. Kim Ki-duk The Pitch "Did you know that Americans are still stationed in South Korea?" The Humans Yang Dong-kun, Ban Min-jung, Kim Young-min The Nutshell Guess what! South Korea isn’t a country composed entirely of high-concepts; … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: ANDRE THE BUTCHER

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Velocity/ThinkfilmMSRP: $29.99RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 87 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Filmmaker Commentary • Deleted Scene• Trailer Gallery The Pitch “We’ve got a couple of weekends to kill, a film camera and access to Ron Jeremy. Let’s make a horror flick!” Goddamned lawyers… The Humans Ron Jeremy (yes Ron Jeremy), April Billingsley, … Continue reading