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The motion picture studios send us vermillions of DVD releases for the purpose of review. More titles than you can shake a stick at, unless you have a lot of time and a particularly sturdy stick. Unlike most sites [and weirdly a source of nitpicking from some detractors who we’ve discovered are dumb and lonely asexual prick assholes], we review everything we’re sent. Even the gay vampire program Lair (from the makers of Dante’s Cove). We have a wide array of reviewers, all with functioning nervous systems and all ready to entertain YOU with their puns and prose. You. Are. Welcome.

CREATURE CORNER DVD REVIEW: CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST

Starring: Robert Kerman, Francesca Ciardi Directed by: Ruggero Deodato Buy it from Amazon here! The tagline for this is "The Most Controversial Movie Ever Made." and with the possible exception of the Guinea Pig movies, it’s probably true. The story behind this movie is sometimes even more interesting than the film itself. It’s been banned … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: POWER RANGERS SPD, VOLS. 2 & 3

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE AND HERE!STUDIO: Buena VistaMSRP: $19.99 eachRATED: TV-Y7RUNNING TIME: 106 min. eachSPECIAL FEATURES:• The Power Rangers Want You• Flight Simulator The Pitch“Remember when it was the Japanese making cheap imitations of our stuff? Payback time!“ The Humans Jack Landors (Rasta Ranger), Chris Violette (Prick Ranger), Matt Austin (Nerd Ranger), Alycia … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: BLUE MURDER

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: SubversiveMSRP: $34.99RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 197 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary• Featurette• Photo gallery• Talent bios The Pitch “It’s The Shield in the 1980s… in Australia!” The Humans Richard Roxburgh (Mission: Impossible 2, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen), a vast number of Australian blokes and Sheilas The Nutshell Roger “The Dodger” Rogerson (Roxburgh) … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: BEST & WORST OF AMERICAN IDOL, THE – SEASONS 1-4 (LE)

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Capital EntertainmentMSRP: $34.98RATED: TV-PGRUNNING TIME: 570 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Carrie Sings the National Anthem• Interview with Kelly Clarkson• Kelly Clarkson Platinum Disc Presentation• Photo Galleries• Capital Trailers• Season 4 Idol Interviews• Carrie Returns Home• Bo Returns Home• Paula Abdul Interview I have made it through the last four years without … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: EDWARD SCISSORHANDS (AE)

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: 20th Century FoxMSRP: $14.98RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 105 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary by director Tim Burton• Commentary by composer Danny Elfman• Behind-the-scenes featurette• Trailers and TV spots There’s a fairly major caveat to get out of the way before this review begins. This is not a new edition of Edward Scissorhands. … Continue reading

THE SPECIAL EDITION – 11.29.05

November. It’s not quite over. That’s definitely a you-know-what in your pants. There’s pure sexuality oozing off of the screen in Mr. & Mrs. Smith (read Nick’s review), and it’ll make even the most hardened of people even more hardened (especially Dave, whose DVD review you will await!). That’s not to say that the epic … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: HERBIE – FULLY LOADED

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Walt Disney PicturesMSRP: $19.99RATED: GRUNNING TIME: 102 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Audio commentary from Director Angela Robinson• Deleted scenes with optional Director commentary• Alternate Opening with optional Director commentary• Bloopers• Featurette: “A Day At The Races”• Featurette: “Bringing Herbie to Life”• Featurette: “Breaking the Rules: The Stunts from Herbie: Fully Loaded”• … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: CYCLONE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: SynapseMSRP: $19.99RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 118 min.SPECIAL FEATURES: Non ci sono caratteristiche speciali. Note: Due to tragic technical issues, there are no screencaps with this review. The Pitch “It’s Airport 77 meets Jaws meets Alive – with Italians!” The Humans A bunch of Italians who are claiming to be actors. … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: HAVOC (UNRATED)

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: New LineMSRP: $19.99RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 94 min.SPECIAL FEATURES: Nipples The Pitch “It’s Clueless meets Colors!” The Humans Anne Hathaway (The Princess Diaries, The Princess Diaries 2), Bijou Phillips (Almost Famous, Fast Sofa), Freddy Rodriguez (Chasing Papi, Payback), Michael Biehn (Timebomb, Hog Wild) The Nutshell Allison (Hathaway) is a teen … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: HUCKLEBERRY HOUND SHOW, THE – VOL. 1

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $44.98RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 624 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Restored episodes• "Huckleberry Hound: A Linguistic Masterpiece" featurette• "Huckleberry Quotes" featurette• "The Legendary Sound of Daws Butler" featurette Over the last year or so, we’ve gotten a raft of DVD sets of Hanna-Barbera cartoons. Tom and Jerry, The Flintstones, and other … Continue reading