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DVD REVIEW: GREG BEHRENDT IS UNCOOL

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros. / WeaMSRP: $19.98RATED: N/ARUNNING TIME: 63 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • What is Cool? Featurette• Greg Behrendt Does Not Rock Featurette The Pitch "Funny uncool dude riffs on shit in front of a crowd. Laughter ensues mightily."The Humans Greg Behrendt, duh. The Nutshell Greg Behrendt, a comedian of … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: DARK WATER (UNRATED)

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Touchstone Home EntertainmentMSRP: $29.99RATED: Unrated (but really PG-13)RUNNING TIME: 103 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Deleted Scenes• "The Sounds of Terror" featurette• Commentary on selected scenes• "Beneath the Surface: The Making of Dark Water"• "And Extraordinary Ensemble" featurette Pete Hammond, film critic for Maxim Magazine, has a quote right on the front … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE – VOL. 4

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Turner Home EntertainmentMSRP: $29.98RATED: TV-PGRUNNING TIME: 149 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• “Audio Commmentary” on selected episodes• Promos• Comic Con 2004 – footage from 2004 Adult Swim Panel• Spacecataz• Raydon – Short Film• Fan Art Gallery• "Play All" gag• Making of the Recording of Spacegate World • Trailer Aqua Teen Hunger Force … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: DUKES OF HAZZARD, THE – SEASON 5

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $39.98RATED: N/ARUNNING TIME: 1059 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Hazzard County Stunt Team: Reunited and in Your Face!: the original stunt team pays tribute to coordinator Paul Baxley• Cooter’s Place: Keeping the Dream Alive: Visit Ben Jones’ shrine to all things HazzardFrequently, the exact moment that a long-running television … Continue reading

THE SPECIAL EDITION – 1.03.06

Believe it or not, I’ve been banging out your weekly DVD needs for a goddamned year now. I suppose that’s cause for some sort of celebration. What does the future hold? More of the same, really – deals, blurbs, and enough non sequiturs to keep your plate full for another year. First, though, a big … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: BATTLESTAR GALACTICA – SEASON 1

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: MCA Home Video MSRP: $59.98 RATED: NR RUNNING TIME: 756 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Commentaries • Deleted Scenes • Battlestar Galactica: The Series Lowdown• Eight Behind the Scenes Featurettes Most science fiction on film and television is shit. One of the worst offenders emerged way back in 1978: … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: THEIR EYES WERE WATCHING GOD

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: TouchstoneMSRP: $29.99RATED: PGRUNNING TIME: 113 min.SPECIAL FEATURES: What features? The Pitch 5.8 out of 10 “Their eyes may have been watching but God turned the channel.“ The Humans Halle Berry, Michael Ealy, Terrence Howard, Ruby Dee, Nicki Micheaux, Lorraine Toussaint, Ruben Santiago-Hudson The Nutshell Their eyes were watching God … Continue reading