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DVD REVIEW: MARTHA’S BAKING FAVORITES

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $19.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 209 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Classic Pie Gift• Bloopers • Printable recipes and instructions • Baking Pantry 101 • Printable recipes and instructions • DVD-ROM and web-based tips The Pitch “God knows the fattest society on the planet needs more dessert ideas.” The Humans Martha Martha … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: GREATEST SUPER BOWL MOMENTS

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $19.98RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 155 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• "In Their Own Words" interview featurette• "Road to Super Bowl XL" ad campagn The Pitch "On my mark, flood the market with promotional material for Super Bowl XL. Mark!" The Humans Just about everyone in the history of professional football. If … Continue reading

THE SPECIAL EDITION – 1.9.06

One of the wonderful aspects about being dreadfully sick is that your body tries to reject the little things – like your soul. At least mine is. So in order for me to make it out of this thing alive with Jim Morrison, the SE is going to be pared down this week. Once I … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: RIDE THE HIGH COUNTRY

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Warner Brothers MSRP: $19.98 RATED: NR RUNNING TIME: 94 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Commentary by Nick Redman, David Weddle, Paul Seydor and Garner Simmons • A Justified Life: Sam Peckinpah and the High Country • Trailers (This is part of the brilliant new Sam Peckinpah box set. Get … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: DUMB AND DUMBER (UNRATED)

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: New LineMSRP: $19.98RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 113 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• 6 More Minutes• Deleted Scenes• Alternate Endings• Retrospective Documentary• Original Trailers• Fake Trailers It starts here. The resurrection of the Gross-Out Comedy– a dormant genre since the days of Porky’s Revenge. In 1994, Jim Carrey had just proven himself a box-office … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: FEAR CHAMBER

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Elite EntertainmentMSRP: $9.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 89 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Audio Commentary from Writer/Producer/Director Jack Hill• Deleted Scene The Pitch “Karloff isn’t dead yet, #$*%@?&! Let’s prop him up in a chair and shoot a Mexican horror film!” The Humans Screen legend Boris Karloff (Frankenstein, The Body Snatcher, The Mummy), the … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: WALT DISNEY TREASURES – LEGENDARY HEROES

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: DisneyMSRP: $32.99RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 4 Hours, 42 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• "The Nine Lives of Robert Loggia" featurette• "Heroes of the American Frontier" featurette The Pitch "Davy Crockett was more popular than we expected. Any other well-known historical figures we can pillage? No? How about obscure ones?" The Humans Leslie Nielson … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: 40 YEAR-OLD VIRGIN, THE (UNRATED)

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Universal StudiosMSRP: $29.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 133 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Andy’s Fantasies – Additional deleted footage that was actually too dirty for the movie.• My Dinner With Stormy: Actor/Co-Producer Seth Rogen has dinner with adult-film star Stormy Daniels.• Gag Reel – Hilarious on-set moments with cast and crew.• You Know How … Continue reading