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DVD REVIEW: PAT GARRETT AND BILLY THE KID

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Warner Brothers MSRP: $26.98 RATED: NR RUNNING TIME: 115 Minutes (2005 Cut) / 122 Minutes (1988 Cut) SPECIAL FEATURES: • Commentary by Nick Redman, David Weddle, Paul Seydor and Garner Simmons • Two cuts of the film• Deconstructing Pat and Billy• One Foot in the Groove: Remembering Sam … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: TOY STORY 2 (SE)

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: DisneyMSRP: $29.99RATED: GRUNNING TIME: 92 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• New Transfer• Isolated EX Sound Effects Track• Creators’ Commentary• Production Galleries• Publicity Galleries• Original Trailers• “Ponkickies”• Deleted Scenes• “Outtakes” Reel• “Which Toy Are You?” Game• Song Demos• Cars Sneak Peek There are tough acts to follow, and then there’s Toy Story (Read … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: BROTHERS GRIMM

BUY IT FROM AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: MiramaxMSRP: $29.99RATING: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 119 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:– Commentary– Featurettes– Deleted Scenes THE PITCH “It’s Ghostbusters meets Gilliam!” THE HUMANS Heath Ledger (Roar, The Order), Matt Damon (Courage Under Fire, Titan A.E.), Peter Stormare (Mercury Rising, Bruiser), Lena Headey (Gossip, Anazapta), Monica Bellucci (Dobermann, The Matrix Revolutions), Jonathan Pryce (Shopping, … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: BALLAD OF CABLE HOGUE, THE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner BrothersMSRP: $19.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 121 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Commentary by Nick Redman, David Weddle, Paul Seydor and Garner Simmons• The Ladiest Damn’d Lady • Trailers (This is part of the brilliant new Sam Peckinpah box set. Get to the other reviews and the artwork evaluation here, or … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: LOIS & CLARK – SEASON 2

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $59.98RATED: N/ARUNNING TIME: 1013 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Commentary by actor and episode writer Dean Cain on Season’s Greedings• Lois & Clark: Secrets of Season 2• Marveling Metropolis: The Fans of Lois & Clark I wonder: Is it cool to have watched and more importantly to have … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: WILD BUNCH, THE (2006 SE)

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner BrothersMSRP: $26.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 145 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Commentary by Nick Redman, David Weddle, Paul Seydor and Garner Simmons• The Wild Bunch: An Album In Montage • Sam Peckinpah’s West: Legacy of a Hollywood Renegade • A Simple Adventure Story: Sam Peckinpah, Mexico and the Wild Bunch … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: VENOM

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Dimension Home VideoMSRP: $29.99RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 85 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Cast Auditions• "Voodoo Nightmare: The Making of Venom"• Storyboard-to-film comparison The Pitch "It’s like our other movies, I Know What You Did Last Summer and Scream, except with a bit of voodoo occultism in place of a villain." The Humans … Continue reading