The motion picture studios send us vermillions of DVD releases for the purpose of review. More titles than you can shake a stick at, unless you have a lot of time and a particularly sturdy stick. Unlike most sites [and weirdly a source of nitpicking from some detractors who we’ve discovered are dumb and lonely asexual prick assholes], we review everything we’re sent. Even the gay vampire program Lair (from the makers of Dante’s Cove). We have a wide array of reviewers, all with functioning nervous systems and all ready to entertain YOU with their puns and prose. You. Are. Welcome.
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Anchor BayMSRP: $19.98RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 90 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• 3 Featurettes• Audio Commentary with Director Jeremy Kasten and Producer Mark Altman• Deleted Scene• Extended Scene• Trailer• Storyboard Gallery• Screenplay (DVD-ROM) If you’re a regular reader of this site, chances are you’re an aspiring genre filmmaker of one sort or another. … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: DisneyMSRP: $19.99RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 94 min.SPECIAL FEATURES: Swallowed The Pitch “It’s Lake Placid meets Jurassic Park, at 1/200th the budget!” The Humans Costas Mandylor (Fist of the North Star, Hitters), Charles Napier (3 Ninjas Knuckle Up, Supervixens), Joanna Pacula (Body Puzzle, Death Before Dishonor), Bruce Weitz (Half Past Dead, … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Lion’s Gate Home EntertainmentRATED: Gloriously UnratedMSRP: $29.99RUNNING TIME: 107 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Feature Commentary w/ Penn Jillette and Paul Provenza• "Aristocrats do the Aristocrats" highlight reel• "Behind the Green Room Door" additional jokes• "For Johnny Carson" clip• "Be an Aristocrat" contest winners• Extended footage of comedians• Trailers Libertarians will love … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Dreamworks Home EntertainmentRATED: RMSRP: $29.99RUNNING TIME: 107 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Feature Commentary w/ Arie Posin and Zac Stanford• "Making-Of" featurette• 10 deleted/extended scenes Here’s a film sorely hampered by reductionist marketing. The tagline, synopses, and promotional imagery all paint it as American Beauty brought down a couple of generations, or … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $19.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 286 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Finding Their Voices: the secret information behind the making of Teen Titans• Comic Creations: from comic book to cartoon• Puffy Ami Yumi music video • Sneak peek at Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi TV show• Puffy Ami Yumi … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Focus FeaturesMSRP: $14.98RATED: G RUNNING TIME: 119 Mins.SPECIAL FEATURES: Zero, zip, zilch. Nada! The Return of the Pink Panther was heralded as the triumphant return of the de facto cinematic genius of Peter Sellers, although by this time the franchise had been sullied by the odd-man out film … Continue reading →
Besides tailoring your viewing habits towards that of whatever Burtonesque tale of woe splatters across the land, this week is also noticeable for the DVD H-bomb of Bubble. Not only will its success send shockwaves throughout the mythical land of Hollywood, but also because that means you’ll be able to get Red Scorpion 3 faster … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.RATED: PGMSRP: $28.98RUNNING TIME: 77 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• "Inside the Two Worlds"• "Danny Elfman Interprets the Two Worlds"• "The Animators: The Breath of Life"• "Tim Burton: Dark vs. Light"• "Voices from the Underworld"• "Making Puppets Tick"• "The Voices Behind the Voice"• Preproduction Galleries• Music-only track• Theatrical trailer (Read Devin’s … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: DisneyRATED: TV-GMSRP: $29.99RUNNING TIME: 91 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Alternate, Extended Ending• Penny’s Driver’s Ed. Game• "Shorties" – Animated Shorts from the series The Pitch "It’s Rugrats Go Wild, mixed with a little bit of Kim Possible, throw in some Don’t Be a Menace and we got ourselves a movie!" The … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: MiramaxMSRP: $39.99RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 131 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:Disc 1• Commentary by Director John Dahl, Producer Marty Katz, Military Advisor Dale Dye, Editor Scott Chestnut and Author Hampton Sides• The Price of Freedom: Making The Great Raid• Extended Deleted Scenes with CommentaryDisc 2• ‘The Ghosts of Bataan’ documentary• The Veterans Remember• … Continue reading →