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The motion picture studios send us vermillions of DVD releases for the purpose of review. More titles than you can shake a stick at, unless you have a lot of time and a particularly sturdy stick. Unlike most sites [and weirdly a source of nitpicking from some detractors who we’ve discovered are dumb and lonely asexual prick assholes], we review everything we’re sent. Even the gay vampire program Lair (from the makers of Dante’s Cove). We have a wide array of reviewers, all with functioning nervous systems and all ready to entertain YOU with their puns and prose. You. Are. Welcome.

DVD REVIEW: HALLELUJAH

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $19.98RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 100 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Commentary• 2 Vintage Musical Shorts• Theatrical Trailer The Pitch “Let’s give the KKK a much-deserved kick in their collective skirts by creating a musical morality play with an all-black cast.” The Humans Daniel L. Haynes, Nina Mae McKinney, … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: CAPTAINS COURAGEOUS

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Metro-Goldwyn-MayerMSRP: $13.99RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 111 mins.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Vintage Short – “The Little Maestro”• Classic Cartoon – “Little Buck Cheeser”• Leo is on the Air Radio Promo• 2 Theatrical Trailers – Matinee and 1946 Re-issueAdventures movies were more streamlined in simpler times, if only because those filmmakers molding them understood … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: HEAT WAVE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros. Home VideoMSRP: $19.98RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 92 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Nichts The Pitch "We’ll take the journalist-hero schtick from All The President’s Men and add a bit of Mississippi Burning and voila! One riot." The Humans There’s a great cast for this show. Blair Underwood, James Earl Jones, David … Continue reading

THE SPECIAL EDITION – 2.14.06

We’re back inside yet another week of some quality titles that should cause some advantageous lusting and forceful ejaculation of your hard earned cash. But enough from me – we’ve got various DVDs to discuss. And as Marvin Gaye truthfully belted – let’s get it on. Juice Boxes, Biatch Jon Favreau’s Zathura (read Devin’s positive … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: DOOM (UNRATED)

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: UniversalMSRP: $29.98RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 113 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Basic Training• Rock Formation• Master Monster Makers• First Person Shooter Sequence• Doom Nation• Game On!• Doom 3 XBox Demo Even with the plethora of video game films we’ve had in the last 10 years or so, it always seems that … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: EXTREME DATING

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $19.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 96 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:– Feature Commentary– Behind the Scenes Featurette Gallery– Blooper Reel– Theatrical Trailer The Pitch It’s Cronenberg’s Crash…for teeny-boppers! The Humans Devon Sawa, Andrew Keegan, Amanda Detmer, Meatloaf and Jamie Lynn DiScala Poor Meadow, anytime a dude figured out who she was he … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: HOUSE OF 9

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Bauer MartinezMSRP: $19.99RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 88 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Trailers The Pitch It’s Saw meets House on Haunted Hill, and surprisingly enough – it’s pretty good. The Humans Dennis Hopper, Kelly Brook, Steven R. Monroe and a few other no-names…err…new comers. "Do I like being a cop? Damn right." The … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: PASSING GLORY

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $19.98RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 94 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: None The Pitch It’s every heartwarming sports story you’ve ever seen meets almost every civil rights movie you’ve ever seen. The Humans Andre Braugher, Rip Torn, Ruby Dee, Bill Nunn, Daniel Hugh Kelly, Sean Squire Some folks are bothered by the … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: WEREWOLVES ON WHEELS

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Dark Sky FilmsMSRP: $14.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 79 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary w/ dir. Michel Levesque and writer David M. Kaufman• Photo Gallery• Radio Spots• Theatrical Trailers The Pitch "This is an efficient production we’re running. The title is the pitch." The Humans Steven Oliver ( Peyton Place ), Billy Gray … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: STREETS OF LEGEND

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Lion’s Gate Home EntertainmentMSRP: $26.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 92 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Four brief featurettes• Trailers The Pitch "I just found this neat program that lets me add special effects to digital footage. May I use it with cars?" The Humans Brihanna Hernandez, Robert Beaumont, Victor Larios. You haven’t heard of … Continue reading