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Where the hell is The Special Edition this week? Due to some unforeseen circumstances, it hit the bricks. Or maybe I should say the situation hit me. Head on. Hopefully next week it’ll be back in action, roundhouse kicking all of your digital assess into the ether. In the meantime, enjoy this special Bargain Bin … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: DisneyMSRP: $29.99RATED: GRUNNING TIME: 111 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Behind-the-scenes with voice talent• Feature storyboards The Pitch "Judy Blume in Japan." The Humans English track: Brittany Snow (Namine in Kingdom Hearts 2) as Shizuku, David Gallagher (7th Heaven) as Seiji. Japanese track: Youko Honna (The Cat Returns) as Shizuku, Kazuo Takahashi … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Lions GateMSRP: $26.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 255 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: Sci-Fi Inside: The Triangle featurette (Chock Full o’ Spoiler Warning) The Pitch Let’s take sci-fi concepts seen in The X-Files, Star Trek: TNG, Sphere, Species, and a bunch of other franchises, add a little Ghost Ship, toss in some random … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: TouchstoneMSRP: $39.99RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 624 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Top 10 Guest Stars of Season 4 The Pitch "It’s Friends minus the guys, an additional 40 years and more sexual references." The Humans Bea “the snappy one” Arthur, Betty “the dumb one” White, Rue “the slut” McClanahan and Estelle “the old, … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Tartan VideoMSRP: $24.99RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 112 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Making of Sorum• Interviews with Director and Cast• Original Theatrical Materials • Photo Gallery• Trailers for other Tartan releases The Pitch “What do you mean there are no stringy-haired zombie women or haunted electronic devices? This is a Japanese horror movie, … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: LionsgateMSRP: $27.98RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 95 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Deleted scenes• "25 Days and Not a Minute More" featurette The Pitch "It’s The Godfather as summarized by an intern at Seventeen Magazine." The Humans Usher, Emanuelle Chriqui, Chazz Palminteri. The Nutshell Darrell is a smooth operator, and man of contrasts. He’s … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Tartan VideoMSRP: $14.99RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 92 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Commentary by the director• Theatrical trailers The Pitch Bored hotel clerk turns working girl by giving guests a little company in their rooms. The HumansMolly Parker, Callum Keith Rennie, Michael Shanks and Don S. DavisThe Nutshell Leila Murray was … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON.CO.UK: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Spirit Level FilmsMSRP: £14.99RATED: 15RUNNING TIME: 88 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Director/Cast commentary• Cast auditions The Pitch "It’s Jackass meets Saving Silverman, with all the heart of Stand By Me. God, that sounds like an awful movie. Let’s just say it’s like Ricky Gervais in a younger generation. At least the … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: LGFMSRP: $27.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 125 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Full Length Version of Dumplings• Making of Featurette for Dumplings• Miike’s Commentary on Box The Pitch"It’s Tales From the Crypt with the balls that Masters of Horror promised (but didn’t deliver)!" The Humans Bai Ling, Tony Leung Ka Fai (Both in Dumplings), … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Lions Gate Home EntertainmentMSRP: $22.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 184 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Die-cast Mach 5 car• TrailersThe Pitch“Diabolical evildoers threaten the world with evil schemes. The only one who can stop them is the world’s dimmest racer!” The Characters Speed Racer, Trixie, Racer X, Spirtle, Chim-Chim and PopsThe Nutshell Speed … Continue reading →