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BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Dreamworks Home EntertainmentMSRP: $29.99RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 99 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Commentaries by Julianne Moore and Jane Anderson• Photo gallery• Sneak previewsThe Pitch Suburban housewife helps her family survive by winning various prizes in jingle writing contests. The best part about it? It’s a true story! Please try to contain … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: The Weinstein CompanyMSRP: $19.95RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 99 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: Available Subtitles: Spanish Available Audio Tracks: English (Dolby Digital 5.1), Spanish (Dolby Digital 2.0 Surround) Deleted Scene The Making of Wolf Creek Commentary Trailers Of all the wildlife in the Outback, none is more aggressive Down Under than Sebastian … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE AND HERE!STUDIO: Sony PicturesMSRP: $9.95 (Both)RATED: NR (Both)RUNNING TIME: 65 Minutes (Both) SPECIAL FEATURES: None (Both) The Pitch Let’s take an almost-universally-reviled movie remake, turn it into a semi-decent cartoon, but yet release it in shitty little three-episode packages for $10 bucks a pop. The Humans Voices of Ian … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: DisneyMSRP: $29.99RATED: PGRUNNING TIME: 121 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Audio commentaries by Bill Paxton and Mark Frost• Featurettes• Sneak Previews The Pitch The inspirational story of how a young amateur won the 1913 US Open and made golf an everyman’s game. That is, if everyman has a course to play … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Tartan VideoMSRP: $24.99RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 92 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Interview with director Takashi Shimizu• Interview with actor Shinya Tsukamoto• Interview with producer Hiroshi Takahashi• Original Theatrical TrailerThe Pitch You’d think finding a young naked girl who doesn’t mind bondage, never argues with you, and loves drinking blood would … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: MagnoliaMSRP: $26.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 93 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Deleted Scenes• Skills Challenge Highlights• Dexter Approach: Tips and Techniques• PBA Event Clips• PBA TV Spots• Theatrical Trailer Disclosure: My boss co-owns this film’s distributor and appears in an early sequence. See if you can pick him out.The Pitch This ain’t baseball. … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Tartan VideoMSRP: $24.99RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 97 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Making Of Featurette• Cast and Crew Interviews• Director’s Sketchbook and Notes • Original Theatrical Promotional Materials• Trailers The Pitch Robert Altman’s The Company meets the monkey’s paw in the form of a magic step. Plus: young girls in school uniforms … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: WarnerMSRP: $19.98RATED: Not RatedRUNNING TIME: 90 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Goose egg. The Pitch “Who’s up for another five-year-novel-for-television? Anyone? Hello?” The Humans Dylan Neal, Alex Zahara, Myriam Sirois, Mackenzie Gray, and Andreas Katsulas as G’Kar The Nutshell Years after the events of Babylon 5, a ragtag team of Rangers uncover … Continue reading →
BUY IT FROM AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: TartanMSRP: $28.99RATING: RRUNNING TIME: 110 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:– Commentary– Featurettes THE PITCH “A Vietnam War ‘guys-on-a-mission’ ghost story!” THE HUMANS Woo-seong Kam, Byung-ho Son, Tae-kyung Oh, Won-sang Park, other Koreans THE NUTSHELL During the Vietnam War, levelheaded Lieutenant Choi (Woo-seong Kam) is assigned to take a misfit squad of South … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Tartan VideoMSRP: $9.99RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 80 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Theatrical Trailer• Bonus Interview Footage• Deleted Scenes Disclaimer: This is a Blue State review. The Pitch “Got a good Karl Rove story? I mean, one we can print?” The Humans James Moore, Wayne Slater, John Weaver, Max Cleland, Joseph Wilson, many … Continue reading →