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DVD REVIEW: ROLLERGIRLS – SEASON 1

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: A&E Home VideoMSRP: $30.05RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 585 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Confessions of a Rollergirl Bonus Episode• Anatomy of a Bout Featurette• Hellcats, Rhinestone Cowgirls, and Holy Rollers Team Profile Featurettes• Venis Envy, Punky Bruiser, Miss Conduct, Cha Cha, Lux and Sister Mary Jane Player Profile Featurettes• Casting Tapes• … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: KIMS OF COMEDY, THE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: GoldhillMSRP: $27.98RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 64 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Deleted Scenes The Pitch "Hey Mr. Executive, we’re so edgy. We’re like totally offensive! Just like Carlos Mencia!" "Really? Just like Mencia? Hey he has his own TV show! Okay! Here’s a contract for a comedy show and a DVD!" The Humans … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: KIDS IN THE HALL, THE – SEASON 4

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: A&E Home VideoMSRP: $59.95RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 500 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Archival footage• Commentaries on selected sketches by the Kids• Slideshow• Two “Best of Season 4” compilations picked by fansThe Pitch The Kids in the Hall return for their penultimate season of comedy. The Humans Dave Foley, Bruce McCulloch, Kevin McDonald, … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: HOLLOW MAN 2

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: SonyMSRP: $24.99RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 91 min.SPECIAL FEATURES: Featurettes The Pitch “Twice the invisibleness of Hollow Man, and half as interesting!” The Humans Peter Facinelli, Christian Slater (ostensibly), Laura Regan Th Nutshell Some time after the crazy-Bacon results of the first Hollow Man experiment, a secret government “think tank” has … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: FIREWALL

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $28.98RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 104 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Discussion with the star and director• Trailer• Screenwriter featurette The Pitch "A name brand action thriller that will challenge no one. A safe bet." The Humans Harrison Ford. Paul Bettany. Virginia Madsen. Robert Forster. Robert Patrick. A dog with … Continue reading

THE SPECIAL EDITION – 5.23.06

Sitting in a darkened theatre discussing the path to truth with my co-pilot Jesus had lead me to believe that not everything was kosher. First, I was speaking with the lord and savior for some, and for others he was “just some dude.” Blasphemy! There are many (and I was not one of them) who … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: WEDDING SINGER, THE (TOTALLY AWESOME EDITION)

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: New LineMSRP: $19.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 100 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Extended Cut• ‘Jump To a Song’ Feature• A Backstage Look at The Wedding Singer on Broadway• Theatrical Trailer The Pitch “Do you remember when? Our hearts were together then.” The Humans Adam Sandler (Bulletproof), Drew Barrymore (Poison Ivy), Alexis Arquette (Bride … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: BAZAAR BIZARRE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Pathfinder Home EntertainmentMSRP: $14.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 89 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Post-mortem w/ cast and crew• Deleted scenes• Trailer• Filmmaker bios• Still galleries The Pitch "A smear campaign on a serial killer." The Humans Writer-of-many-thing James Ellroy (LA Confidential) functions as de facto host, with appearances by those involved … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: LITTLE BRITAIN – SERIES 2

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros. Home Entertainment MSRP: $29.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 167 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • "Little Documentary"• Comic Relief special w/ commentary• Deleted scenes w/ commentary• Interview segments• Full commentary on each episode The Pitch "The only British comedy troupe to enjoy popular success in America is Monty Python. Sell it … Continue reading