The motion picture studios send us vermillions of DVD releases for the purpose of review. More titles than you can shake a stick at, unless you have a lot of time and a particularly sturdy stick. Unlike most sites [and weirdly a source of nitpicking from some detractors who we’ve discovered are dumb and lonely asexual prick assholes], we review everything we’re sent. Even the gay vampire program Lair (from the makers of Dante’s Cove). We have a wide array of reviewers, all with functioning nervous systems and all ready to entertain YOU with their puns and prose. You. Are. Welcome.
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Tartan MSRP: $22.95RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 74 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • "Making-of" featurette• Q&A w/ director and lead• Interview w/ filmmakers• Trailer The Pitch "Like The Game meets Tape with ghosts in a radio booth!" The Humans Ryutu Sato, Hijiri Kojima, Mansaku Ikeuchi. The Nutshell Shogo, a talk radio celebrity, … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Anchor BayMSRP: $19.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 104 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Theatrical Trailer• 8-Page Booklet The Pitch “D’ye like a chocolate sandwich?” The Humans Bob Hoskins (Sweet Liberty), Michael Caine (Jaws: The Revenge), Cathy Tyson, Robbie Coltrane (Nuns on the Run), Sammi Davis (Hope and Glory) The Nutshell Small-time thug George (Hoskins) … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Lions Gate MSRP: $26.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 123 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Jackie Chan DVD introduction• Jackie Chan commentary on two scenes• Making of New Police Story• English dubbing with Jackie• Jackie’s personal piracy PSA The Pitch Jackie Chan gets drunk and kicks ass! Woo-hoo!! Oh shit, wait a minute, … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Black Gold FilmsMSRP: $26.99RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 72 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Behind-the-scenes featurette• Feature commentary w/ Liam Lynch and Sarah Silverman• Silverman’s segment from The Aristocrats• "Give the Jew Girl Toys" music video The Pitch "Give the Jew girl adoration!" The Humans Sarah Silverman, with Bob Odenkirk, Laura Silverman, and Brian … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: MiramaxMSRP: $29.99RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 100 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• “Fine Cooked Meats”: A Nod To Delicatessen• The Archives of Jean-Pierre Jeunet• Feature Commentary by Jean-Pierre Jeunet• Theatrical Trailer• Teasers The Pitch “Look what we found jammed behind the espresso machine in Harvey’s office. And he was using Peking Opera Blues as a doorstop.” … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home Video MSRP: $19.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 273 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Cerebro’s Mutant Files: The X-Men – Heroes• Cerebro’s Mutant Files: The Acolytes – Villains• Mystique’s Trivia Challenge • Season 3 X-Posed; The Evolution of X-Men The Pitch X-90210. The Mutants Professor X, Wolverine, Magneto, Storm, Beast and … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $39.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 525 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Nothing The Pitch "Hey, you know how Friends was really popular? Let’s spin it off! Which one doesn’t have a viable big screen career or drug problem?" The Humans Matt LeBlanc, Drea DeMatteo, Andrea Anders, Paulo Costanzo. Guest stars … Continue reading →
With Revelation 13 fully upon us and the Beast emerging anew (unless you count my new short film ‘Dan Haggerty Rising’), the Studios have taken it upon themselves to cause all, small or great, rich or poor, free and bond, to shell out their cash for the encroaching digital doom about to spread across the … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Walt Disney VideoMSRP: $19.99RUNNING TIME: 113 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• English, Spanish, French subtitles• Dolby Digital 5.1• French language track• "Denzel Becomes Boone" featurette• "Beating the Odds" featurette• "Remember the Titans: An Inspirational Journey Behind the Scenes" featurette• 7 minutes longer than the theatrical cut The Pitch “It’s exactly like Rudy, … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $28.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 104 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Commentary with director and stars• Trailer• Bloopers The Pitch "A magical blending of noir, comedy, action, and satire." The Humans Robert Downey, Jr., Val Kilmer. Michelle Monoghan, Corben Bernsen, Shannyn Sossamon, Larry Miller, Dash Mihok. The Nutshell Downey portrays … Continue reading →