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BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: TouchstoneMSRP: $19.98RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 121 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • 7 extra minutes of profanity and *plot* The Pitch for Con Air "Crooks on a Plane." The Humans Nicolas Cage. John Cusack. John Malkovich. Steve Buscemi. Ving Rhames. Colm Meaney. Monica Potter. Rachel Ticotin. Mykeliti Williamson. The Nutshell Allow me … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Pathfinder Home EntertainmentMSRP: $19.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 104 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: Trailer The Pitch The folks who brought you Riverdance present: the horizontal tango! The Humans Directed by Jimmy Duggan and narrated by Catriona Ni Mhurchu. The Nutshell The film is a two-part documentary called The Land of Sex and … Continue reading →
BUY IT FROM AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $24.99RATING: NRRUNNING TIME: 149 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:– Featurettes– Commentary THE PITCH “Marvin’s military felons help end WWII!” THE HUMANS Lee Marvin, Chuck Bronson, Jim Brown, Ernest Borgnine, John Cassavetes, Richard Jaeckel, George Kennedy, Telly Savalas, Donald Sutherland, other cannon fodder THE NUTSHELL As D-Day approaches, cynical Major Riseman … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Dark SkyMSRP: $14.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 92 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • "Making-of" featurette• Commentary w/ director• Liner notes• Trailer• Cast and crew bios• Still gallery The Pitch "It’s Clue meets The Thing!" The Humans Peter Cushing (you may address him as "My Emaciated Lord," or Grand Moff Tarkin,) Michael Gambon, … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $44.98 RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 593 minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Commentary by creators on three episodes• Voices of Justice Phil Lamarr (the voice of Green Lantern) takes you behind the scenes with the show’s creative team• Segment from Look, Up In The Sky, the upcoming Superman documentary … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Anchor BayMSRP: $19.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 99 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Disc• Trailer• Featurette The Pitch "An existential Italian horror flick starring a Brit and lots and lots of undead ladies and gentlemen." The Humans Rupert Everett. Italians. The Nutshell Francesco Dellamorte (Everett) has a rough job; sending the dead … Continue reading →
Sometimes I feel like a lone figure traversing the dusty plains, DVD news at the ready. Face caked with dirt, squinting in the harsh sun, wondering if I can steer around Bethlehem’s distrust. At least I get to meet Tom Petty. He was famous after all. Captain Fin’ Magic Robert Downey, Jr. pissing on a … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Sony Pictures ClassicsMSRP: $26.96RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 118 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Behind the scenes featurette• Interview with director Michael Haneke• Trailers The Pitch "It’s a whodunit where whodunit isn’t important!" The Humans Daniel Auteuil, Juliette Binoche, Maurice Bénichou and Walid Afkir The Nutshell Georges Laurent seems to have a pretty good … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Tartan MSRP: $22.95RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 97 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • "Making-of" featurette• Commentary w/ director, crew, and screenwriter• Deleted scenes• Trailer The Pitch "It’s The Amityville Horror in Taiwan!" The Humans Terri Kwan, Jason Chang, Chang Yu-Chen. The Nutshell James Yang is the luckiest architect. Out of the blue, … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: New LineMSRP: $27.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 122 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • storyboard comparisons• commentary• featurette The Pitch "Where the fuck is Gregory Hines? Oh, he got defeated by God. This is the OTHER Running Scared, the gritty action thriller with Paul Walker from the guy who made The Cooler." The … Continue reading →