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BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!Studio: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $14.99Rating: RRun Time: 106 minutes DVD Features: ● Available Subtitles: English, Spanish, French ● Available Audio Tracks: English (Dolby Digital 2.0 Surround)● Commentary by writer/director Bill Kalmenson ● Theatrical trailer TThe Pitch "It’s Dice Rules meets every romantic comedy ever made!" The Humans Christopher Meloni (Wet … Continue reading →
BUY IT FROM AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Lurker Films, Inc MSRP: $19.95 RATED: PG-13 RUNNING TIME: Approx. 100 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: · Subtitles in English, French, German, Finnish, Japanese, Spanish, Portuguese · Documentary on Robert W. Chambers · Bonus footage of audition, slides, and deleted scenes · Short films The King in Yellow and Tupilak · … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERESTUDIO: Sony Wonder MSRP: $21.98 RATED: PGRUNNING TIME: 300 hoursSPECIAL FEATURES: • Sneak Peek at the 2007 live action movie including trailer and Spielberg/Bay Interviews • Multiple Audio Commentaries • All-new, exclusive interviews with key creative talent • Original toy commercials, deleted Footage, test footage, storyboards, and trailers • Episode … Continue reading →
Buy it on Amazon: CLICK HERE!Studio: Warner Bros.MSRP: $19.98Rated: Not RatedRunning Time: 85 MinutesSpecial Features:· “Uncle Sam Wants You to Tapdance” featurette· “Practice, practice, practice” featurette· Movie previews The Pitch “It’s tapdancing meets war!” The Humans Maya Ritter, David Aaron Baker, Tory Green, Sarah Manninen, Genevieve Farrell, Andrew Chalmers, and Molly Ringwald. The Nutshell Molly … Continue reading →
BUY ME AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: LionsgateMSRP: $27.98RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 103 minSPECIAL FEATURES:• Feature commentary w/ director Lian Lunson• Additional musical performances• Extended interview with Leonard Cohen The Pitch "You got your music in my poetry! You got your poetry in my music! You got your tired jokes in my CHUD.com!" The Humans Leonard Cohen, … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: WarnerMSRP: $24.98RATED: TV14RUNNING TIME: 187 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Shrabster Forward• Legacy of Laughter alternate ending• Joy of Grief deleted scenes• Best of Sealab/Sunken Treasures• Nightshift The Pitch “If you’re looking for me, reruns is where I’ll be.”The Humans Voices of Bill Lobley, mc chris, Erik Estrada, Angela Gibbs, Michael Goz, … Continue reading →
BUY ME AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Tartan VideoMSRP: $22.95RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 91 minSPECIAL FEATURES:• Interviews w/ director and star• Theatrical trailer The Pitch "It’s reverse-Hostel meets American Psycho! The pen is mightier than the chainsaw." The Humans Fernando Acaso, Maria Jose Bausa The Nutshell Antonio Frau (Acaso) has an unfortunate name, if he were a … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $64.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 414 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentaries and Featurettes with Animators, Historians, and Voice Artists Profiling Specific Cartoons, Characters, and Creators• Music- and Music-and-Effects-Only Tracks on Selected Shorts• Theatrical Feature Bugs Bunny Superstar• New Documentary Friz on Film• The Bugs Bunny Show: Bridging Sequences and Audio Recording … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: Click Here!STUDIO: Warner Brothers Home EntertainmentMSRP: $39.98RUNNING TIME: 433 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: None The Pitch Ya like Tarzan? Ya like loincloths? Ya like Monkeys? If your answer is “yes” to any of these questions, then step right up and enjoy Warner Brothers three disc box set of six Tarzan movies. Tarzan Triumphs … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERESTUDIO: Lions GateMSRP: $26.98 RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 92 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Commentary by director Darren Lynn Bousman, production designer David Hackl, and editor Kevin Greutert• Commentary by writer/executive producer Leigh Whannell and executive producer James Wan• "Zombie" – a short student film by director Darren Lynn Bousman• "The Scott Tibbs … Continue reading →