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DVD REVIEW: BEYOND DREAM’S DOOR

BUY IT AT AMAZON:  Click HERESTUDIO:  Cinema EpochMSRP:  $27.98RATED:  TV-PGRUNNING TIME:  91 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:•Commentary with cast and crew•Short Films (w/ optional commentary)•Various Featurettes (w/ optional commentary)•Deleted Scenes•Production and FX Galleries•Trailers•Promotional Maerial•Blooper Reel•Local News Stories on the production•Short-to-feature scene comparison The Pitch “It‘s A Nightmare on Elm Street meets Videodrome.” (Which is to say that it … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: PHILADELPHIA FLYERS 10 GREATEST GAMES SET

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $49.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 1200 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Does the box count?The Pitch"It’s hockey meets…shit, it’s really just hockey. Hmm, gotta gussie this up a bit. What to do, what to do…I know! It’s hockey meets graphic, hardcore pornography!"The HumansForty years worth of Philadelphia Flyers team members, including … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: NASCAR – DRIVEN TO WIN (SEASON ONE)

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: The Biography ChannelMSRP: $24.95RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 4 Hours, 46 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Behind-the-scenes featurette• "Hot Laps" Q & A segment• Driver bios The Pitch "It’s Talladega Nights meets those films they show you in grade school when it’s raining outside and the teachers don’t want to deal with muddy … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: NAKED PURSUIT

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Asterix Home EntertainmentMSRP: $14.98RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 68 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary by film critics Luke Y. Thompson and Jess Hlubik• American theatrical trailer The Pitch The slowest rape in cinema history The Humans Masayoshi Nogami, Maki Oaki Hey, I’ve been on this date before. The Nutshell On a remote island … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: FOX AND THE HOUND, THE 2

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Walt Disney VideoMSRP: $29.99RATED: GRUNNING TIME: 69 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:◦Available Audio Tracks: English (DTS 5.1), English (Dolby Digital 5.1), French (Unknown Format), Spanish (Unknown Format) ◦Bonus animated short "Goofy and Wilbur" ◦The Making of the Music ◦Music video ◦Games and activities THE PITCH “It’s like The Fox and the Hound, … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: GRIDIRON GANG

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Sony PicturesMSRP: $28.95RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 125 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Available Subtitles: English, French • Available Audio Tracks: English (Dolby Digital 5.1), English (Dolby Digital 2.0 Surround), French (Dolby Digital 2.0 Surround) • Commentary by: With the Writer and Director • Deleted Scenes • Commentary With the Writer and Director … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: STEP UP

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: TouchstoneMSRP: $15.99RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 103 minutes SPECIAL FEATURES:• Deleted Scenes and Bloopers• Myspace.com dance contest videos• Music videos• Audio commentary The Pitch Fame meets So You Think You Can Dance! The Humans Channing Tatum, Jenna Dewan, Mario, Drew Sidora, Rachel Griffiths The Nutshell Every dance movie you’ve ever seen…again. … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: DOORS, THE – 15TH ANNIVERSARY EDITION

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: LionsgateMSRP: $19.98RATING: RRUNNING TIME: 138 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• "Jim Morrison: An American Poet in Paris" documentary• "The Doors in L.A." documentary• "The Road to Excess" documentary• Feature commentary w/ director Oliver Stone• Behind-the-scenes featurette• Deleted scenes• Trailers The Pitch "It’s what you’d expect from a movie about a guy who … Continue reading