The motion picture studios send us vermillions of DVD releases for the purpose of review. More titles than you can shake a stick at, unless you have a lot of time and a particularly sturdy stick. Unlike most sites [and weirdly a source of nitpicking from some detractors who we’ve discovered are dumb and lonely asexual prick assholes], we review everything we’re sent. Even the gay vampire program Lair (from the makers of Dante’s Cove). We have a wide array of reviewers, all with functioning nervous systems and all ready to entertain YOU with their puns and prose. You. Are. Welcome.
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Walt Disney Home EntertainmentMSRP: $39.99RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 835 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• "I’m the Baby!" featurette• Commentary on selected episodes• Easter eggs• Making-of featurette• Seven unaired episodesThe Pitch"It’s The Muppet Show meets the quintessence of the patriarchal sitcom."The HumansStuart Pankin, Jessica Walter, Kevin Clash, Jason Willinger, with welcome guests spots from … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Walt Disney Home VideoMSRP: $32.99RATING: GRUNNING TIME: 316 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Introduction by Leonard Maltin• Galleries• Audio Commentary• Silly Symphonies Rediscovered• Animators At Play The Pitch Cartoons with synchronized rhythmic noises. The genius!The Humans Leonard Maltin and hundreds of dancing creatures. The Nutshell Have an urge to watch animals, plants, … Continue reading →
This week’s column is gonna be really abbreviated. I will be checking into the hospital over the weekend and don’t know what is going to happen after that, so I’ll just run down what to expect from the weekend. SAME OLD CRAP This week marks the release of Norbit. Hallelujah and Praise the Lord. Eddie … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERESTUDIO: Anchor BayMSRP: $19.98RATED: Not ratedRUNNING TIME: 89 minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Raising the Dead: The Making of Dead and Deader• Commentary by writer Steve Krizere and producer Mark Altman• Still gallery• DVD-ROM script feature The Pitch Zombies like to eat people. Go figure. The Humans Dean Cain, Guy Torry, … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $30.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 694 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Unaired scenes• Behind-the-scenes featurette• Gag reelThe Pitch"It’s Homicide meets House, with a bit more of that ol’ Southern charm."The HumansKyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons, Robert Gossett, Raymond Cruz, Jon Tenney.The NutshellDeputy Police Chief Brenda Johnson (Sedgwick) is in charge of a Special … Continue reading →
A month ago I wrote a news item about Bertrand Tavernier’s new movie, in which I proclaimed his Coup de Torchon to be the best (and my favorite) Jim Thompson film adaptation. But everyone has to have the last word, and a few brought up the notion that I might be overlooking something. What about … Continue reading →
BUY ME AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: SonyMSRP: $29.95RATED: Not RatedRUNNING TIME: 564 minSPECIAL FEATURES: Previews for other shows. The Pitch “These people, they turn out about a million cans a week. Who am I supposed to listen to– you?” The Humans Louise Lasser (Bananas), Greg Mullavey, Mary Kay Place (The Big Chill), Graham Jarvis (Cold … Continue reading →
Buy it at Amazon: Click here! Studio: Docurama MSRP: $26.95Running Time: 192 minutesSpecial Features: • Trailer• Outtakes• Photo Gallery The Pitch Can a tattooed, pierced son of parents that were at the center of one of the biggest religious scandals of all time lead a flock of fellow worshipers to the Promised Land? Jay Bakker … Continue reading →
Buy it at Amazon: Click here! Studio: Regent MSRP: $20.99Running Time: 255 minutesSpecial Features: • Select episode commentary with cast and crew.• The Men and Women of Dante’s Cove featurettes.• Out Actors featurette• Backlot featurette The Pitch If you’re gay, then you’re in luck! You can now watch your own late night softcore that tries … Continue reading →