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BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Dreamworks MSRP: $29.99 RATED: PG-13 RUNNING TIME: 104 minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Commentary by DJ Caruso, Shia LaBeouf and Sarah Roemer• The Making of Disturbia• Pop-up trivia• Deleted Scenes• Outtakes• Theatrical trailer• Photo Gallery• Music Video: This World Fair ‘Don’t Make Me Wait’ The Standard-def review.The Blu-Ray review. … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Dreamworks MSRP: $29.99 RATED: PG-13 RUNNING TIME: 104 minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Commentary by DJ Caruso, Shia LaBeouf and Sarah Roemer• The Making of Disturbia• Pop-up trivia• Deleted Scenes• Outtakes• Theatrical trailer• Photo Gallery• Music Video: This World Fair ‘Don’t Make Me Wait’ The Standard-def review.The HD-DVD review. … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Wellspring MediaMSRP: $24.95RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 81 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Music video• Original trailer The Pitch "An adolescent teen struggles with his sexuality during the hellish period of life known as the middle school years."The Humans Fairuza Balk, Tom Gilroy, Lydia Lunch and Kim Dickens. The people with the names you … Continue reading →
NEW RELEASES DISTURBIAd. D.J. Carusoc. Shia LaBeouf, David Morse, Carrie-Anne Moss While the rest of the world caught up with how great Shia LaBeouf is by watching Transformers, many other people discovered the young talent with this little movie, which made back it’s budget in it’s opening weekend and then held on to remain a … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: UniversalMSRP: $26.98RATED: PGRUNNING TIME: 112 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Alex Ross, Renowned Comic Artist, on Flash Gordon• Writing a Classic: Screenwriter Lorenzo Semple. Jr.• 1936 Serial Episode• Theatrical trailer• SciFi Channel teaserThe PitchNo one but the pure in heart will find the golden grail. The Humans Sam J. Jones (My Chauffeur), … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Lions GateMSRP: $14.98RATED: Not RatedRUNNING TIME: 81 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Deleted scenes• Behind-the-scenes The Pitch Other than being a super rich, pretty boy, celebrity NASCAR champion driver, ole’ Jeff is just an ordinary slob like the rest of us. "Okay, so after I clip Jimmie Johnson’s bumper and send … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: RogueMSRP: $29.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 121 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Audio Commentary by writer/director Edgar Wright and star/co-writer Simon Pegg• “Fuzz-O-Meter” trivia track and storyboard track• The Fuzzball Rally documentary • The Man Who Would Be Pegg feature• Deleted Scenes• Danny’s Notebook: The Other Side feature• Outtakes• Hot Funk feature • 2 … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: LionsgateMSRP: $19.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 300 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:•Honkey in the Hood music video•Unaired footage The Pitch No pitch could match the simple excellence that Showtime’s own publicity department came up with: “it’s the honkies meet the homies!” Simple, succinct brilliance. The Humans Rich Vos, Laurie Kilmartin, Joey Kola, Cory Kahaney … Continue reading →
BLADE RUNNER: THE FINAL CUTd. Ridley Scottc. Harrison Ford, Rutger Hauerrelease date: December 18, 2008 Last week was a smorgasbord of upcoming DVD goodness with so many announcements of classic movie special editions that it will keep many people broke until Christmas. We let up a little this week on the quantity of releases, but … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Lions GateMSRP: $19.98RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 82 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Audio Commentary by writer/director Fred Dekker and “Squad Members” Andre Gower, Ryan Lambert, and Ashley Bank• Audio Commentary by Dekker and DP Bradford May• Monster Squad Forever: A Five-Part retrospective documentary covering every aspect of the film • A Conversation with … Continue reading →