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BUY IT FROM AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Brothers MSRP: $14.98RATING: GRUNNING TIME: 69 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Christmas Flintstone The Pitch The Flintstones do Dickens. The Humans Fred, Wilma, Barney, Betty, Pebbles, and Bamm-Bamm.The Nutshell Fred’s role as Scrooge in the community theater’s production of A Christmas Carol consumes his every waking moment. He’s so distracted … Continue reading →
I have not put one of these out in a while because after a few months of great announcements, nothing worthwhile has been announced recently. I’ll take this as a chance to let you know what is coming out between now and Christmas, however, so you can prepare to make your want lists for the … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: A&E Home VideoMSRP: $109.99RATED: Not ratedRUNNING TIME: 2900 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Bonus Documentary: The World s Favorite Clown• The Benny Hill Cheeky Challenge Trivia Quiz # 1-6• Benny Hill: Laughter and Controversy Episode of A&E s Award-Winning Series, Biography• Eddie in August• I Was A Hill’s Angel featurette• … Continue reading →
The "e" was dropped when it was discovered Seagal didn’t own a tie. BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Sony PicturesMSRP: $24.96RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 96 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• None The Pitch Out for Justice on half the budget. The Humans Steven Seagal (My Giant), Eddie Griffin (The Last Boy Scout), Kirk B.R. Woller (Minority Report), … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: CBS/ParamountMSRP: $38.99RATED: US = Not Rated, Canada = PGRUNNING TIME: 14 episodes (11 hrs., 47 min.)SPECIAL FEATURES: • "Lucy the Gun Moll" episode of The Lucy Show The Pitch Now, thirty to fifty years later, we can call it The Sopranos meets the A-Team (usually in the third act, … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Buena VistaMSRP: $59.99RATED: TV-14RUNNING TIME: 1024 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Exclusive Unaired Episode With Introduction By Show Creator Dana Stevens• Calling All Friends: The Story of What About Brian• What About 3: The Season That Never Was• Audio Commentaries by Writer/Director Dana Stevens The Pitch “So, what’s your new series about?""It’s … Continue reading →
Things have been crazy this last week, so I will just list the DVDs and what is on them. As a note, the Princess Bride DVD has new, never seen features but is weak compared to last year’s special release of the movie. Close Encounters of the Third Kind has every version of the film, … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: ShochikuMSRP: $21.99RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 119 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Making of Ashura Video Effects of Ashura Interactive Program Notes Original Theatrical Trailers The PitchBlade meets My Demon Lover meets William Shakespeare’s Romeo & JulietThe HumansSomegro Ichikawa, Rie Miyazawa, Kanako Higuchi, Atsuro Watabe, Takashi Naito, Erika Sawajiri The NutshellBlade goes … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $65.98RATED: Not RatedRUNNING TIME: 417 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Audio Commentaries• Documentaries• Featurette• Music Only Track• Music and Effects Only Track• Private Snafu shorts• Mr. Hook shorts• The Bugs Bunny Show featurettes • 3 TV Specials The Pitch Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Bob Clampett, Chuck Jones, Tex Avery, … Continue reading →