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BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Sony PicturesMSRP: $24.96 RATED: Not ratedRUNNING TIME: 91 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Promotional trailers The Pitch “Every time a bell rings, an angel kicks you in the nuts.” The Humans Rob Lowe, Christopher Lloyd, Frances Conroy, Paget Brewster, Jude Ciccolella, Rowena King, Kevin Dunn, the ubiquitous Larry King The Nutshell Robert Harlin (Rob … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Tartan VideoMSRP: $22.95RATED: UNRATEDRUNNING TIME: 89 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:– Director Commentary– Original Theatrical Trailer– English & Spanish Subtitles The Pitch You say you participated in a revolution? Well you know, we all want to change the world. The Humans Mircea Andrescu, Ted Corban, Ion Sapdaru, Mirela Cioba, Lumnita Gheorghiu, Cristina Ciofu, other names ending with a … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: BBC VideoMSRP: $99.98RATED: NOT RATEDRUNNING TIME: 652 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:– Music and Monsters– Freema’s Tour of the Studio– David Tennant’s Video Diaries– Deleted Scenes– Outtakes– Audio Commentary– 5.1 Surround Sound The Pitch It’s Time Lord time. The Humans David Tennant, Freema Agyeman, Catherine Tate, a host of human-looking alien species (mostly with English accents regardless of locale*) I … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: HBO Home VideoMSRP: $24.98RATED: NOT RATEDRUNNING TIME: 57 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:-Nothing but your sweet memories of Alive Day Memories The Pitch Get an all-too brief up close and personal view of just how the quixotic Iraq conflict is affecting our American soldiers in a very physical way. The Humans James … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Bloody Earth FilmsMSRP: $14.98RATED: UNRATED (CONTAINS SCENES WITAH SLACKERS, PUNKS & LOSERS)RUNNING TIME: 120 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:– Commentary with director Mike Pacitto– Outtakes reel– Audition reel– Bloody Earth Films previews The Pitch The back cover of the DVD suggests this is an “outrageous blend of Slacker, The Doom Generation and the brutal cinema of … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: DisinformationMSRP: $24.95RATED: NOT RATEDRUNNING TIME: 135 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:– Bonus disc featuring 20/20 speech and secret compartment video The Pitch Do you deal or use drugs without any thought as to location or appearance? Have you been waiting forever for a DVD to tell you how to not get busted … Continue reading →
FAMILY GUY: BLUE HARVESTd. Dominic Polcinoc. Seth McFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila KunisBUY THIS MOVIE FROM AMAZON More than four minutes of exclusive DVD material Animatics/Commentaries Interviews with Seth MacFarlane and George Lucas Uncensored Track Teaser of next Star Wars spoof, Something, Something, Something Dark Side Collectible Packaging (Special Edition) 3-D Fight Scene (Special … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Image EntertainmentMSRP: $19.99RATED: NOT RATEDRUNNING TIME: 87 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:-Nothing. Chew on that with your forty carat grill. The Pitch Like Blood Diamond without the white man to save them from themselves. The Humans Kanye West, Raekwon, Paul Wall, Ishmael Beah, Tego Calderon The Nutshell We all know that diamonds are the … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Paramount MSRP: $14.99RATED: GRUNNING TIME: 99 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:-Nope. The Pitch Babe meets Talladega Nights: The Legend of Ricky Bobby. The Humans Featuring the vocal talents of James Franciscus, Juliet Mills and Hal Holbrook backed by an army of seagulls both real and cyborg in origin. Gull hate crimes are on … Continue reading →
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Dreamworks AnimationMSRP: $29.98RATED: PG RUNNING TIME: 92 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES:– Artie’s Yearbook– Shrek’s Guide to Parenthood– Lost Scenes– Tech of Shrek– Big Green Goofs– Learn to Donkey Dance– Shmash Ups: Make your own Video– Merlin’s Magic Crystal Ball– Tournament Games– And many more Shrek-tivities The Pitch Third time’s the rape. The Humans Mike Myers, Cameron Diaz, Eddie Murphy, Antonio Banderas, … Continue reading →