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DVD RACK: CHAI LAI ANGELS: DANGEROUS FLOWERS

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BUY AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Magnolia Home EntertainmentMSRP: $26.98RATED: R for violence and some languageRUNNING TIME: 102 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:•Making-of featurette•Music videos•Trailers The Pitch A Thai Charlie’s Angels ripoff. The Humans Director: Poj ArnonWriter: Poj ArnonCast: Kessarin Ektawatkul, Bongkoj Khongmalai, Salani Chachacha, Supakson Chaimongkol, Bunyawan Pongsuwan, Jintara Poonlarp, Krit Sripoomseth The Nutshell Lady spies fail to … Continue reading →

DVD RACK: HELLHOUNDS

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BUY FROM AMAZON: CLICK HERE!                                           STUDIO: Rhi EntertainmentMSRP: $14.49RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 87 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:•Trailers The Pitch This Sci-Fi (oh, excuse me, “SYFY”) Channel Original finally delivers the ‘Man on a Mission’ film Tarintino teased but never made good on with Basterds, by following Greek warrior Kleitos as he leads an expedition into … Continue reading →

DVD RACK: DOUGH BOYS

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Dough Boys would’ve been far superior had it stuck with its original premise: twin sons of a baker open up their own pizza parlor hoping to find true love when they realize they only need each other.