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I miss Eddie Murphy

Eddie, Eddie, Eddie. And no, I am not speaking about the abysmal movie Eddie with Whoopi Goldberg. Ugh, that just sent shivers down my spine. No, instead I speak about the abysmal movie career choice/choices that Eddie Murphy has chosen in this lifetime. What happened to our ‘heh heh heh’ guy? Oh right, Beverly Hills … Continue reading

L: Change The World

A word of warning at the start. These impressions of L: Change The World contain some spoilers regarding the plot of the second Death Note film, The Last Name. I don’t normally give a hoot about spoilers and especially not when it concerns goofy stuff like this, but I think the second film is yet … Continue reading

DISPATCHES FROM… The Loom of Fate.

The Loom of Fate wants to know, “What the fuck have you done lately?” In which my response is, “When did Morgan Freeman become Samuel L. Jackson? And why are you insulting me?” So I saw Wanted. And not only does James McAvoy insult the audience by dumping a pointless voice-over on us throughout the … Continue reading

Bart Simpson was before his time

So the other night I’m standing at my favorite bar drinking some cheap beer and watching some girls butcher every Weezer song playable in Rock Band, when another regular and I decide to play a little prank on the bar owner. Now, we don’t hate the guy- far from it- he’s fucking great. He has … Continue reading

One summer movie we don't need…

With the tidal wave of good movies we’ve had this summer already, it’s easy to forget that there actually is another “Star Wars” movie coming — albeit an animated one. And yet the excitement and anticipation level clearly is not what it has been for all the previous live-action installments — this one does not … Continue reading