Is if you do it with Rifftrax. Hopefully you haven’t seen the movie yet. It’s truly one of the worst movies I’ve seen in years, and this from a guy who watches z grade horror flicks all the time. That clip should give you an idea of the incredible acting on display, and the terrifying … Continue reading
I’m going to be covering the Savannah Film Festival for CHUD this year, and I’m pretty fucking excited about it. The festival will run October 25th to November 1st and has an excellent line-up this year. To bring everyone who is interested up to speed, I’m going to be doing two or three introductory articles … Continue reading
Today I wanted to take a moment to talk about, and essentially underline, my loathing for popular ‘comedies’. Long gone are the days of The Burbs, Great Outdoors, The Blues Brothers, Airplane* and essentially, the idea that there are living, working ‘comedians’ in Hollywood. I know Rogen and Apatow hit on all cylinders once in … Continue reading
Let The Right One In Ever since Let The Right One In started the traveling the festival circuit back in January, it’s been universally praised and receiving awards at a rapid pace. So when I had the opportunity to catch it at the Toronto After Dark Film Festival, I jumped at the chance. How could … Continue reading
This is my impassioned (and futile) plea to Tina Fey to leave her husband and marry me – a twenty-something year-old obscure blogger from some random corner of the internet who has no discernible talent outside of writing witty impassioned pleas to women.
First, let me just say: finding a job in New York sucks. I’m not sure how many of you can empathize with this plight of mine, but there it is. Maybe it’s the economy gone to shit that’s messing with my chances, maybe it’s my lack of a skill-set (I was a Theatre major, so … Continue reading
A Nice Hard Slap – Emails Drafts of the Dead. I’m sitting here and Microsoft Outlook prompts me to AutoArchive my old items, which I do because that program has fucked me enough times to know not to test its flimsy chassis. It’s bad enough that half the times I open the program I’m told … Continue reading
Well, today we finally wrapped production on Nailin’ Paylin. Unfortunately, it still needs to be edited, so you won’t get a chance to download it for at least another three hours. As far as pornos that satirize female politicians go, I think it’s pretty good. Way better than my last attempt, 1994’s What Happens in … Continue reading
Watching films made by a filmmaker before they hit their creative stride is interesting. Sometimes you can see how drastically their method of storytelling changes (for better or worse, that’s up to you), while there are those rare filmmakers that exude the type of originality from the very beginning that will follow them throughout the … Continue reading
I don’t know about you, but I’m totally wore out on a whole bunch of subjects. Seems like everyone I run into wants to talk politics with me, and it’s been that way for such a long time, and why me, really? Who cares what I have to say about politics? Whose vote … Continue reading