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Dollhouse…

…is freakin’ awesome. I just finished watching screeners of the first two episodes of Joss Whedon’s new show and if it keeps up the tone and pacing it’s set in these first two, it will be my favorite and I think the best thing Mr. Whedon has done yet. Now, I am not a card … Continue reading

Horrific Times at Jumbo Video

Many moons ago, I rented videos almost every weekend.  This was when Blockbuster and Rogers Video (the present Canadian video behemoths) were merely a blip on the burgeoning VHS rental world.  For me, it was all about Jumbo Video.  Renting videos represented a simpler time in which claims of “No Late Fees” or “Guaranteed To … Continue reading

In Defense of Hollywood

 A long time ago I had a membership card at a local Blockbuster Video on the south side of Chicago. Eventually I got a little sick of the fact that they carry next to nothing from before 1993 and so I signed up for Netflix. Netflix was a bit weird for my rather particular wiring … Continue reading

Sam Strange Remembers…JUNIOR

Way back in 2008 some guy managed to get himself pregnant, and I had to sue his trash-stashed ass for copyright infringement. I’m the guy who made Junior. If you’re a dude who wants to lactate, you have to go through me. Junior has a fairly straightforward and awesome plot. Two scientists at an upscale … Continue reading

Revisit Camp Crystal Lake

Over the weekend, I picked up Friday the 13th on blu-ray.  I’ve only recently fallen into the blu-ray craze and let me tell you: whatever you heard is true.  It is, by far, the best medium in which to watch films.  Needless to say, when I saw the horror favorite staring at me at my … Continue reading

Heart of the Matter 02/08/09

Secrecy and Lies Since Wednesday, I’ve been following the story of how the United States has apparently threatened to stop sharing intelligence with Britain should a British court release details of the torture of British resident Binyam Mohamed by American guards at Guantanamo Bay prison. I tend to hold a relatively cynical view of human … Continue reading

Slow-Motion Quick-Draw #56 – Bullet.

    “How come he’s always got that weird smile on his face, like he’s got secrets that no one else knows?”     Understand that the above line of dialogue is not from Bullitt, with Steve McQueen.  Instead we’re talking today about Bullet, from 1996, starring Mickey Rourke.    Bullet.  This is one big … Continue reading

Rocknrolla…

… why, god, why? I wanted to like this movie soo badly. I’ve been flirting with renting Revolver for what, a year now? But everyone I know that has seen it says the same thing – you’ll love the first eleven minutes enough to make you really hate Guy Ritchie after the rest of the … Continue reading