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Leaving A Tip

So last night my girlfriend and I had a really early breakfast at Denny’s. The service was a tad bit slow, it was around 11 after all, and there were only 2 waitresses. There was two large groups of people around us. The group to my right was a pretty trashy looking, except for the … Continue reading

TIME MACHINE GO!!! 1983

Coming back from our Bruce Willis Adventure in 1997 our flex capacitor* went haywire and UMPHH! Takashi and I crash-landed in 1983. Not just any 1983 though. An appropriate Hollywood lead in might sound a little something like this: “In a world where crime rules the streets. Where hooligans wait on every corner to rape, … Continue reading

Twitty Twitter

I finally went and started a Twitter. I’m really loving this thing. It’s the simplest thing in the world. Just post what you’re doing. I’ve been doing it since friday, and it really is addicting. I’m not letting it get the best of me when I’m in the theater. (I posted about Land Of The … Continue reading

GASH WEDNESDAY #12

Maybe we put too much stock in a college education. Is a college diploma really worth that much? In fact, most successful people I have met are self-made, either having limited or no college education at all, or a degree that has almost no application in the field in which they’ve become successful. Earning a … Continue reading

Abstinence App

At this point, there’s an iPhone app for just about anything you want to do.  But what makes the new purity ring app unique is its ability to help you not do something.  Fuck people, that is. Of course, it’s arguable whether it even does that.  For just short of a buck, you can download … Continue reading

Review: Bruno

It is official: Bruno is out of the closet and the #1 movie of the weekend.  The film is an ass-rape to the senses, “dick-out” comedy about an Austrian fashion reporter.  His antics take him all over the world, from European fashion shows to the inner-heartland of America, and most unexpectedly Ron Paul’s bedroom.  There … Continue reading

Heart of the Matter 07/14/09

Double Standard for a Latina I just read this article in today’s New York Times: “Sotomayer Says Identify Won’t Distort Her Positions.” “Judge Sonia Sotomayor insisted on Tuesday, in the face of sometimes skeptical questioning from Republicans, that she would never allow her background or life experiences to determine the outcome of a case if … Continue reading

TIME MACHINE GO!!! 1997

A couple weeks ago I came home from work and found a package addressed to me on the doorstep. No return address. It was from a DVD discount vendor. I figured it was something my wife ordered. When I opened it I found Last Man Standing with Bruce Willis, a post Pulp Fiction-phenomenon picture I … Continue reading