REVIEW: The Loved Ones
Love hurts.
Michael Monterastelli
COLLECTING VHS: The Brain (1988)
This is Michael’s brain on sodium. Any questions?
COLLECTING VHS: Summer Camp Nightmare (1987)
Michael leads a group of summer campers to revolt against their oppressors!
COLLECTING VHS: Exterminator 2 (1984)
Michael burns some punks to a crisp with his trusty flamethrower.
COLLECTING VHS: Pretty Smart (1987)
Michael soaks up some sun on a topless beach full of coeds.
COLLECTING VHS: No Holds Barred (1989)
Michael hulks out and smashes some shit.
COLLECTING VHS: Alligator II: The Mutation (1991)
Michael flushes another rampaging alligator movie down the toilet.
COLLECTING VHS: Slashdance (1989)
Michael saves the last dance… for HELL!
COLLECTING VHS: PULSEBEAT (1984)
Michael gets aerobicized!
COLLECTING VHS: The Boogens (1981)
Michael takes on a swarm of strung-out mutant turtle Muppets.