MOVIE OF THE DAY: HOLIDAY EDITION: Christmas Evil (1980)
See Christmas through the eyes of a psycho with a serious Santa fetish!
Michael Monterastelli
COLLECTING VHS: Elves (1989)
Michael celebrates the season with a chain-smoking department store Santa Claus and an army of horny Nazi-elves. Happy Holidays!
COLLECTING VHS: Dangerously Close (1986)
Michael exposes a high school run by a gang of vicious Young Republican bullies that Mitt Romney would have been proud of.
MOVIE OF THE DAY: HOLIDAY EDITION: Don’t Open Till Christmas (1984)
A classic 80’s slasher featuring the biggest body count of dead Santa’s ever filmed!
MOVIE OF THE DAY: HOLIDAY EDITION: Invasion U.S.A. (1985)
Michael celebrates the holiday by teaming up with Chuck Norris to defeat an army of terroists that are trying to fuck up our nation’s Christmas!
COLLECTING VHS: R.O.T.O.R (1988)
Michael thinks this week’s movie S.U.C.K.S.
COLLECTING VHS: Prison (1988)
Michael does some hard time with Viggo Mortensen and Tom “Tiny” Lister in Renny Harlin’s forgotten supernatural horror classic!
COLLECTING VHS: Raw Force (1982)
Michael kicks ninja-zombie ass with The Burbank Karate Club!
MOVIE OF THE DAY: Blood Freak (1972)
Michael celebrates Thanksgiving with a flick about a mutant turkey monster that feeds off the blood of drug addicted hippies! Happy Holidays!
COLLECTING VHS THANKSGIVING-SLASHER DOUBLE FEATURE: Home Sweet Home (1981) & Blood Rage (1987)
Michael serves up a first and second helping of Thanksgiving-slasher madness!