DVD REVIEW: BLONDE AMBITION
Hookers. Call girls. Women of the night. Texas ditch ferrets. Prostitutes go by many colorful names, but their clients have only one: John. People usually assume that “John” is short for John Doe, but it’s actually a clever nod to John Quincy Adams’ famed reverence for the world’s oldest profession:“Alphabetically, the three things I am … Continue reading
DVD REVIEW: WEREWOLF: THE DEVIL’S HOUND
DVD REVIEW: FURNACE
In the interest of energy conservation, here are my old church signs. Yes, I’m aware that church signs are an easy target, and that I’m not breaking any new ground here. Just remember that I get paid by the blog (and in rupees, for some reason). …
As a supporter and aficionado of animals (especially puppies!), I was really looking forward to the release of the new “Encyclopedia of Life” (www.eol.org) site. As it happens, a surge of community interest caused the site to crash and burn when it was released earlier this week. Read this: While it has taken almost a … Continue reading
DVD Review: 9 Star Hotel
Once upon a time, Netflix was a special place where I could rent my obscure Z-grade zombie films in peace without risking the shunning gaze of the Hollywood Video clerk. Many Let Sleeping Corpses Lie-s later, Netflix has blossomed into a full-fledged, pain-in-my-ass social networking site. While I refuse to engage in or be a … Continue reading