Travis Newton
Travis Newton was born and raised in South Florida. He has no credentials and is wholly unqualified.
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We’ve put it off long enough.
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Also, the poster!
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Same movie, new accents!
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The web-slinger cuts in line.
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It’s like watching your neighbor fumble-start his shitty chainsaw.
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“We just want our daughter back!”
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And colorful as hell.
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He’ll give your parents nightmares.
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In collector’s and standard editions, no less.
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Hint: None of ’em are men. Also, UPDATED!