CHUD'S FORGOTTEN MONSTERS OF FILMLAND, DAY TWENTY-FIVE
Please send letters. Andy Writes: Hi Nick – you always seem to really appreciate feedback, and seeing as how I haven’t sent any in for a while I thought you might appreciate this. Reading CHUD from my desk at the office helps me ease myself into the working day. As I’m in England, by the … Continue reading
I’m not wise. I’m just observant. And only partially filled with shit. So, in what is morphing into a "Leak a Day, Five Days a Week" habit, here’s another bit of light fare for the tail end of the week. A little sage advice. In the future, this may be a fun "Dear Abby" style … Continue reading
I’m not going to even try to sell this movie on my tastes. I’m the guy who loathes Napoleon Dynamite. Loathes it. If Napoleon Dynamite took the form of my next door neighbor I’d run his grandmother over with a riding lawnmower before going inside to punch his wife in the breasts with the Infinity … Continue reading
I have no inside information on the upcoming shaky handheld monster opus Cloverfield. I couldn’t even tell J.J. Abrams from a guy at open mic poetry night at my local coffee shop and he probably thinks CHUD.com is a gay fetish site [and he’d be RIGHT] but after downloading the hi-rez version of the trailer … Continue reading
Remember way back when there was a rumor about Frank Darabont possibly being involed in a television miniseries remake/continuation of The Thing? I don’t think I imagined that. Well, regardless of all of that Frank Darabont has his The Thing. It’s called The Mist. In fact when I look back on this harrowing and unforgettable … Continue reading
David Twohy was one of the reasons I started The List of Dumb on the site, because it baffles me that the intelligent and quite imaginative filmmaker isn’t near the top of the lists for films that are big and need a savvy helmer who isn’t a pile of mammal shit. Yeah, many of his … Continue reading
Yeah, it’s manipulative. Yeah, J.J. Abrams and crew milked their fanboys a little too hard. Yeah, viral marketing has already gotten stale. Yeah, the film’s two months away and they still ain’t shown us jack shit. But I’m sold. The new teaser trailer for Cloverfield has finally eclipsed its shaky and hideous YouTube origins having … Continue reading