BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: DisneyMSRP: $14.99RATED: TV-GRUNNING TIME: 70 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Dino-Dig Set Top Game• Make Your Own Great Big Book of Everything The Pitch It’s The Backyardigans meets a lower budget meets Jurassic Park…sorta. The Humans Some voice actors Dennis couldn’t sleep. That god damn Cosmo. Why should he get everything? Wanda, … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: GoldhillMSRP: $27.98RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 64 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Deleted Scenes The Pitch "Hey Mr. Executive, we’re so edgy. We’re like totally offensive! Just like Carlos Mencia!" "Really? Just like Mencia? Hey he has his own TV show! Okay! Here’s a contract for a comedy show and a DVD!" The Humans … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Dark Sky FilmsMSRP: $14.90RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 162 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Feature Commentary on both films• An interview with Del Tenney (Party Beach)• Trailers• Photo Gallery (Living Corpse) The Pitch Party Beach: Beach Blanket Bingo meets The Creature from the Black Lagoon Living Corpse: Seven meets House on Haunted Hill The … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $27.90RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 105 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Deleted Scenes• Theatrical Trailer The Pitch I really can’t think of a joke to go here, but given the story and source material I don’t think that whomever made the pitch had to try too hard at all. The Humans Elijah … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Dark Sky FilmsMSRP: $14.90RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 92 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Feature Commentary• Photo Gallery• Trailers The Pitch It’s like So I Married an Axe Murderer meets Sorority House Massacre with a little bit of Hitchcocky whodunit mixed in. The Humans Lee Phillips, Sheppard Strudwick and Dick Van Patten. The Nutshell … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: DreamWorksMSRP: $29.99RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 95 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Feature Commentary• Making of…• Deleted Scenes/Alternate Ending• Blooper Reel• Meet the Cast Featurette The Pitch It’s Sleeping Beauty meets City of Angels, but without most of the charm or endearing qualities of either. The Humans Reese Whitherspoon, Mark Ruffalo, Dina Waters, Jon … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: New LineMSRP: $20.90RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 94 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Deleted Scenes• 9 Behind the Scenes Featurettes• Feature Commentary• Blooper Reel• Alternate Ending• DVD-ROM Features The Pitch It’s every rom-com featuring a guy who comes back to win his high school sweetheart…except with a fat suit! Cause…ya know…fat suits are funny. … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: LGFMSRP: $27.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 125 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Full Length Version of Dumplings• Making of Featurette for Dumplings• Miike’s Commentary on Box The Pitch"It’s Tales From the Crypt with the balls that Masters of Horror promised (but didn’t deliver)!" The Humans Bai Ling, Tony Leung Ka Fai (Both in Dumplings), … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Bros.MSRP: $19.98RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 87 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Director’s Commentary Track• "Top Secret" Commentary Track The Pitch "It’s American Movie, but not as good and, well, it’s fake." The Humans Jerry Feifer, Adele Baughn, Tom Paul Wilson The Nutshell Tom Paulson was a baseball star with plans to go … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Anchor BayMSRP: $14.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 78 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Making of… Documentary• Feature Commentary• Fight Scene Rehearsal The Pitch “It’s kind of like Constantine, but to make up for the lack of budget, special effects, a decent story and good acting, we’ll throw in lots and lots of boobies!” The … Continue reading