MOVIE OF THE DAY: THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN
This one isn’t too much of a Strain. Jesus, I’m so alone.
Jared Rasic
MOVIE OF THE DAY: SLEEPLESS NIGHT
He has a special set of skills. They involve punches.
CROSSING STREAMS: THE LONG GOOD FRIDAY
This week we learn that some movies are classics for a reason.
MOVIE OF THE DAY: PENUMBRA
Come! Experience the total eclipse of 89 minutes you’ll never get back.
CROSSING STREAMS: YOU KILL ME
This week we learn that there’s many things funnier than an alcoholic hitman.
MOVIE OF THE DAY: BRANDED
Jared gets cranky. Really cranky.
CROSSING STREAMS: MARGIN CALL
This week we learn that Jared doesn’t know shit about the economy.
MOVIE OF THE DAY: AMERICAN BREAKDOWN
Jared would rather have the American Meat Sweats.
MOVIE OF THE DAY: THE AWAKENING
Jared sees dead people and they look like assholes.
MOVIE OF THE DAY: THE LAST STAND
Jared feels old.