Jared Rasic

Boom. Yummy!

In this week’s column, Jared watches the one movie he promised himself he’d never watch again.

Jared writes 2,500 words on a cartoon that was cancelled 10 years ago. Goes to sleep alone.

Jared follows the BreadCrumbs to a giant pile of shit.

A new column where Jared watches the questionable shit in our respective Netflix Instant Queue’s so you don’t have to.

Some celestial event. No – no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should’ve sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful… I had no idea.

Love is a dog from hell.

Jared pukes in his mouth a little.

Jared makes contact with Uranus. Is left underwhelmed.

Jared chases paper, finds scissors. Rock.