May 15, 2008

DELLAMORTE DOES BOX OFFICE 5/16/08

The Chronicles of Narnia, remember that funny SNL sketch about it? That was great, wasn't it? I have no idea. I have no sense of humor. Really.
May 11, 2008

REVIEW: SELECT SILVER TEQUILA 1800

Dre tries to write the greatest review in the history of criticism. Instead he just gets really, really drunk. 
May 11, 2008

DELLAMORTE'S BOX OFFICE WRAP-UP 5/9/08

Audiences ignore Speed Racer, go back to Iron Man, and what happens in Vegas was me this weekend, parting like a fucking rock star. Just saying.

May 9, 2008

DELLAMORTE DOES BOX OFFICE – 5/9/08

Go Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer, Go find your audience. If you can. Maybe.