July 20, 2008

DELLAMORTE'S BOX OFFICE WRAP UP – 7/18/08

The Dark Knight will no longer be dark, cause he'll have more bling than Puff Daddy. 
July 19, 2008

DELLAMORTE DOES BOX OFFICE: SPECIAL THE DARK KNIGHT REPORT

You know that pile of money The Joker lit on fire? TDK has made more than that. 
July 17, 2008

DELLAMORTE DOES BOX OFFICE 7/18/08

What's coming out this weekend? The Dark Knight? Is it a sequel to Monty Python and the Holy Grail? No. Oh. Jeez. 
July 13, 2008

DELLAMORTE'S BOX OFFICE WRAP UP 7/11/08

HELL is over the CENTER OFTHE EARTH. Eddie Murphy flopped so hard, Mr.T clinched up his buttcheeks and ripped his dick off.