BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Lions GateMSRP: $26.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 131 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Audio commentary by Mick Garris and Ron Perlman• Interviews with Mick Garris and Stephen King• TrailersThe Pitch“You know that 704 page Stephen King book? Yeah, let’s squeeze that into a two hour telefilm. With the sterling track record of all … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Brentwood Home VideoMSRP: $14.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 88 minutes/ 87 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • None The Pitch Moronic teenagers disturb sacred grave sites for a laugh and act surprised when vengeful corpses reanimate and tear out their throats.The Humans Hugo Stieglitz, Usi Velasco, Fernando Almada and Edna Bolkan. The Nutshell Both … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Brentwood Home VideoMSRP: $14.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 83 minutes/ 82 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Booklet with liner notes• Outtakes from Night of the Bloody Apes• Still galleries• Trailers for Night of the Bloody ApesThe Pitch “We don’t really know much about the things that are possible with modern medicine, but it … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $39.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 1283 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Tour of the Southfork Ranch feature The Pitch J.R. Ewing is Satan. He would gladly flay and burn his own mother alive if it would net him a few more bucks. He is impervious to bullets and cannot be vanquished … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Lions GateMSRP: $14.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 117 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Scene selections! The Pitch Deep down, all French people really want to be Americans, except for the part about getting really fat and shopping at Wal-Mart.The Humans James Gandolfini, Alicia Silverstone, Nicholas Chatel and Sarah Grappin He could punch their faces … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $14.98RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 98 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Commentary by director Andrew Fleming• Deleted and extended scenes• Gag reel• Theatrical trailers The Pitch “The cooky ‘odd couple’ vibe just never gets old, no matter how many times it’s rehashed. We’ve got to capitalize on the Albert Brooks phenomenon … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: New Line Home EntertainmentMSRP: $19.98RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 85 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Director’s commentary• Previews The Pitch We’ve got a few unused script pages leftover from Def Jam’s How to be a Player. Let’s get three aging but still hot actresses together, pull Bill Billamy off the street and see what … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Artisan Home EntertainmentMSRP: $14.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 99 Minutes/102 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Glorious scene selections The Pitch Sequels to The Howling couldn’t possibly get much worse after My Sister is a Werewolf and The Marsupials. Let’s give this franchise another try! The Humans A bunch of no-name actors who presumably never … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Bill Zebub Productions. Get it?MSRP: $14.95RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 74 Minutes/Feels like 7 hoursSPECIAL FEATURES:• Trailer The Pitch We’ve got a living room and two girls willing to get naked on camera – let’s make a movie! The Humans Presumably several strippers from New Jersey with special guest star Freddie … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Dimension Home VideoMSRP: $14.99RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 78 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Behind the scenes featurette• Cast auditions• Commentary by the director • Theatrical trailersThe Pitch A movie about killer bugs that adapt to any situation produced by a movie studio that refuses to adapt to a marketplace that’s totally indifferent to … Continue reading