Tom Fuchs

DVD REVIEW: DARKMAN TRILOGY

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Universal StudiosMSRP: $19.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 276 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:– Couple a’ trailers The Pitch A lesson in the auteur theory encapsulated in a box set. The Humans Liam Neeson, Frances McDormand, Arnold Vosloo, Jeff Fahey, Larry Drake, Ted Raimi, Kim Delaney, Renee O’Connor The Nutshell Dr. Peyton Westlake is on … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: RENAISSANCE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO:  MiramaxMSRP: $29.99RATED:  RRUNNING TIME:  105 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:– ‘The Making of Renaissance’ featurette The Pitch It’s Blade Runner with a Sin City aesthetic. This is probably as close to an encapsulation of the film’s worth as one could get. The Humans English dubbing provided by Daniel (Lara Croft: Tomb Raider) Craig, … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: AVENUE MONTAIGNE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Velocity/ThinkfilmMSRP: $27.98RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 101 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• Available Subtitles: English • Available Audio Tracks: French (Dolby Digital 5.1) • Making of • Theatrical trailer The Pitch Watch the pretty people contort their faces into frowns! OR It’s hard out there for a concert pianist. The Humans Cecile De France, … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: NEW ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN, THE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $26.98RATED: NOT RATEDRUNNING TIME: 252 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:• ‘Superman in ‘66’ featurette• Trailers The Pitch “See Superman fight a myriad of harrowing villains including giant apes, mad scientists, rabid apes, evil warlocks who crave magic rubies, and mind-controlled apes.” The Humans Joan Alexander, Jackson Beck, Bud Collyer … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: DELIVER US FROM EVIL

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: LionsgateMSRP: $27.98RATED: NOT RATEDRUNNING TIME: 103 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:– Deleted Scenes (with optional commentary)– Alternate Ending (with optional commentary)– Bible vs. Church (with optional commentary)– Feature Film Commentary with Producer/Writer/Director Amy Berg and Editor/Producer Matthew Cooke– 16×9 Widescreen– 5.1 Dolby Digital Audio– English and Spanish subtitles THE PITCH “Watch lives … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: PAINTED VEIL, THE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $27.95RATED: PG-13RUNNING TIME: 125 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:o Available Subtitles: English, Spanish, French o Available Audio Tracks: English (Dolby Digital 5.1) o Theatrical. Fucking. Trailer. THE PITCH It’s like the 1934 film adaptation of The Painted Veil. But in 2006. THE HUMANS Edward Norton, Naomi Watts, Liev Schrieber … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: GOOD GERMAN, THE

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $27.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 107 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:– NEIN. THE PITCH Casablanca for a more pessimistic age. THE HUMANS George “The Peacemaker” Clooney, Tobey “The Spiderman” Maguire, Cate “The Veronica Guerin” Blanchett What fanboys wished they got out of a dark Spiderman. OR "The Cider House RULES!" THE NUTSHELL Journalist Jake Geismar … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: FILM SCHOOL

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: DocuramaMSRP: $29.95RATED: NOT RATEDRUNNING TIME: 250 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES:– Fuck-all THE PITCH Watch student-filmmakers punish themselves for their art for your enjoyment. THE HUMANS The principles: Alrick Brown, Leah Meyerhoff,  and Vincenzo Tripodo.  Also some guest lip-flapping from Amy Hecklering, The ‘Rat, Spike Lee, Martin Scorcese and many more. "And then I realized I … Continue reading

DVD REVIEW: HELLBOY ANIMATED – BLOOD & IRON

BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Anchor BayMSRP: $19.98RATED: NOT RATEDRUNNING TIME: 75 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Widescreen Presentation (1.78:1) Enhanced for 16×9 TVs Reversal of Fortune: Professor Broom’s Story Tales from the Tomb: A Look Inside Blood & Iron Iron Shoes: The Animated Debut with Introduction by Mike Mignola The Penanggalan: An E-Comic Exclusive with introduction … Continue reading