BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Manga VideoMSRP: $19.98RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: 80 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Behind-the-scenes montage• Concept art/Final animation comparisons• Trailers and TV Spots• Intervews with cast and crew The Pitch "It’s The X-Files meets Cat Soup, with a little of Marvel Comics’ Darkhawk thrown in." The Humans English language: Jay Hernandez (Hostel), Matthew … Continue reading
True story: I got a press release telling me that Silent Hill is the most graffitied poster in New York City. That poster is everywhere in town, and the big mouthless expanse of Jodelle Ferland’s face does make a tempting target. But is there a graffiti database where they compare the vandalism done to different … Continue reading
What if they threw a satire and no jokes came? This is the question American Dreamz answers in its interminable running time. Completely castrated and devoid of comedy, American Dreamz is what it looks like when a filmmaker runs out of nerve just before filming begins. The movie barely even attempts to extend its comedy … Continue reading
Many years ago some friends and I shared rent on a dingy practice space with one of those goth/metal bands that now litter MySpace. You know the ones: homemade backdrop with thorny roses, economy size mascara. They left their lyric book on an amp one day and we had a ball reading it. I don’t … Continue reading
I keep checking the calendar to make sure I didn’t slide back in time about three weeks to the beginning of April, but nope… this is apparently not a hoax. After making his feature directing debut on what is reportedly one seriously kickass espionage flick with Mission: Impossible 3, JJ Abrams is bravely throwing himself … Continue reading
What is this? Every single day of the week (almost), a new "Graboid", a single moment grabbed from a random movie, appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the Graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Family Home EntertainmentMSRP: $14.98RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 289 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: None The Pitch Senior Cartoon Exec, circa 1987: “Okay, we need to come up with the next big cartoon. So it’s time for the Idea Bag again. Everybody reach in and grab a card…. Alright, what’s it going to … Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $29.98RATED: NR and GRUNNING TIME: Nun: 152 mins/Shoes: 162 mins/Fatima: 102 minsSPECIAL FEATURES:• Shoes of the Fisherman vintage featurette• Theatrical Trailers The Nun’s Story (1959) The Pitch "I say Audrey Hepburn in a nun’s habit is still more radiant than the sky during the Battle of … Continue reading
Zombie western. That’s a horror amalgam genre fans have been anxiously awaiting, and it looks like we’re finally getting it with a flick called Wanted: Undead or Alive. Unfortunately, it stars spastic SNL graduate Chris Kattan. But on the positive side, the Old West tale of the living dead will also feature delicious ethnic blend Navi … Continue reading
Michael Bay’s future blockbuster Transformers is getting ready to film, and we’re starting to hear names of the people portraying characters whose alternate forms aren’t cars and radios and oversized handguns. Gawky youngster Shia LaBeouf (Holes, Constantine) will play the main fleshling caught up in the war between Autobots and Decepticons, huge intelligent robots who can change … Continue reading