There are a lot of things I like about Jessica Alba (and by "like" I mean "furiously masturbate while fantasizing about"), and exactly none of them are her acting ability. Which is why the head-to-toe coverage of her transcendent chassis in Fantastic Four is so maddening. Such a waste. At least that unstable molecule outfit … Continue reading
I suddenly feel better about the new but probably still completely unnecessary remake of The Hitcher. "Why?" you may ask. "I’ll tell you," I would answer. And then tell you. It’s because it would take someone with just the right combination of charismatic and sociopathic to replace the original’s Rutger Hauer, and the filmmakers have come pretty … Continue reading
What is this? Every single day of the week (almost), a new "Graboid", a single moment grabbed from a random movie, appears on this site for you to guess the name of the film, share with your officemates, or discuss on our message boards. Sometimes the Graboid will be very easy and sometimes it’ll be … Continue reading
This isn’t exactly news, but I thought it was pretty funny… CHUD reader Josh was recently at a Century Theater in Illinois and snapped this quick pic of an especially provocative arrangement of teaser posters for Superman Returns, Eragon and the new Pirates of the Caribbean. For clarity I included the original posters outside of their … Continue reading
Volume 9 of Mystery Science Theater 3000 is out on DVD now! I can’t believe I have a whole shelf of my DVD collection dedicated to this incredible show, and it’s kind of a bummer knowing that some of the best episodes may never see light of day thanks to rights issue (Time of the … Continue reading
Darren Aronofsky’s long-awaited The Fountain will finally be hitting screens on October 13 of this year. And when I say long-awaited, I’m not kidding – the movie has been years and years in the making; I remember writing about this sucker when I first came on board CHUD 5 or so years ago. October’s an … Continue reading
Richard Kelly’s Southland Tales took quite a whomping at the Cannes Film Festival recently, with some people calling it among the worst films ever made, and critics walking out in droves during the film’s TWO HOUR AND FORTY MINUTE runtime. I haven’t seen the film yet, but I do believe this may confirm the suspicion … Continue reading
The first pictures of vehicles that will turn into giant sized robots in the live action Transformers movie have hit the internet. Some folks have gotten near some of the vehicles, including a bitchin’ Camaro, a cop car and a tank, and snapped a few shots. The motto on the side of the Decepticon cop … Continue reading
It’s possible that my take on the teaser poster for The Grudge 2 is skewed by the fact that I thought the first film was a piece of shit and that the 400 previous Japanese versions were pieces of shit and that director Takashi Shimizu is a talentless waste who doesn’t even pretend to insert … Continue reading
Word is that Chris Tucker is illiterate (but boy can he do math – look at his Rush Hour 3 payday), so the idea of seeing him play a gangster who pretends to be a doctor when his parents visit and then decides to actually become a doctor to impress the woman he loves – … Continue reading