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02/04 – “I just wanted to make your assets liquid.”


Photo by Jared Melton.

These guys have a nice niche market. Not too aggressive, like Gayest Group. Those people barely have time to sell real estate what with all the hot mops being swung around. And Gay Group… well, they should try harder.

That said, I’d buy a home from these guys 10 times out of 10 than the Goyer Group, which basically has one or two good ideas and rides the coattails of more talented realtors and somehow becomes very sought after.

Lastly, there’s a commercial on XM I hear all the time where a woman pronounces the word ‘Realtors’ in the worst way possible. I finally managed to capture some of it.