You can join Team Edward (James Olmos) with this t-shirt from Hijinks Ensue. A parody of Twilight shirts, this is your opportunity to pledge your allegiance to the Admiral and Jaime Escalante by confusing most of the people you know with this design.
Click here to order the shirt. Thanks to David for the heads up. If you see cool or funny geek-oriented merch, drop me a line and let me know.