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10/08 – It’s like having Jason Mewes in charge of your police force.
Photo by Nick Nunziata.
“INTRUDER! YOU HAVE BEEN NOTICED BY A PASSIVE SECURITY SYSTEM!”
“But I’m still taking this stereo!”
“DARN.”
“Hmmmm, a few hundred bucks under the seat. Niiiiiiiice.”
“PLEASE RECONSIDER THESE ASSORTED CRIMES.”
“Why? What are you going to do about it?”
“I WOULD TRIUMPH OVER YOU WERE IT NOT FOR THIS BALKY BACK OF MINE.”
“Corinthian leather! It’s my lucky day!”
“OH WELL. NAPTIME.”