The Masterpiece: Attack of the Monsters
Purchase Link: You Are Welcome.
The Year: 1969
The Director: Noriaki Yuasa
Beasts to Enjoy: Gamera. Guiron. Gyaos.
Marketing Quotes/Taglines: No tagline!
If I ran the Marketing: “Someone just puked on your hands!”
What the Fuck is Going On: While this film is probably best known as Gamera vs. Guiron it really doesn’t matter what title they slap on it. It’s fucked. Also, the version I used here is apparently a trimmed version so if you’re looking for a pristine uncut version… you need a fucking doctor.
Two horrible kids who deserve to be cast in Powder 2 get transported across time and space to a place where two really dumb monsters duke it out. Trapped by bizarre alien women, they yearn for rescue, which ultimately comes in the form of legendary space turtle Gamera. A lot of silliness ensues and we are all left feeling hated by God himself.
Please love this film.
See for yourself:
