Doing this the right way, counting back as it was back in the day. One a day. Discuss it right here.

Previous deaths: 100, 99, 98, 97, 96, 95.

Enjoy!*

# 94 – Saving Private Ryan


"Everyone says you’re a great dancer, but it’s your smile that keeps me comin’ back."

Saving Private Ryan:

So your radioman is an important resource in war, right? Tom Hanks thinks so, as he uses his guy excessively during the film’s opening assault. Then the radio operator gets his face-space cleared out like a gutted watermelon. Then Tom doesn’t use him quite as much. Well, maybe as a place to dip his pretzels. (N.N.)


SHOCKING!


TOMORROW: #93 (Hint: Sinking Sensation)


* – Reprinted from 2003