I was the only person in the theater when I went to see Alexandre Aja’s Piranha 3D. There’s something strangely voyeuristic in watching Jerry O’Connell’s dong get swallowed by mutant piranhas in a gigantic theater all by your lonesome. Also? Strangely satisfying.
I’m going to reflect on that while you tempt fate at the office and check out this (NSFW) trailer for follow-up Piranha 3DD. Let’s not pretend like people who frequent water parks didn’t have this coming.
Source: IGN