“From the mind behind the mega-hit Syfy show you’ve probably never heard of (EUREKA) comes a tribute to all those no-budget Syfy original movies and the “so bad, they’re good” films that inspired them. Move over Roger Corman, step back Ed Wood, make way on your weekend programming schedule Mr. Stern, because here comes Andrew Cosby’s 365 DAYS OF SCI-FI.
And it’s all happening here! Each day, your friends at CHUD will bring you a brand new bad movie pitch — the best of the worst title Cosby can come up with, no matter where he’s at or what he’s doing, rain or shine, drunk or sober. That’s a whole year of the quality concepts you’ve come to expect from the network that brought you MANSQUITO and SHARKTOPUS.”
And now… DAY THREE-HUNDRED AND TWENTY-FIVE:
“Forget Cowboys and Aliens, let’s give Medieval Machines a shot…”
– Andy Cosby (Twitter)
“Resistance is Feudal.”
REX MACHINA: When a spaceship crashes near the King’s castle, a group of his best knights are dispatched to investigate, returning days later, infected with a bizarre techno-organic virus that seizes complete control of its host, making them an unwilling servant of some greater extraterrestrial hive mind. The machine virus quickly spreads among the local populace, until even the King himself is transformed into some sort of mindless automaton. Before long, most of the kingdom has fallen prey to this body-snatching bio-mechanical menace, leaving the fate of the realm in the hands of a rogue knight who’s been locked away in the castle dungeon. Enlisting the aide of a beautiful young thief who’s seemingly immune to the infection, the knight struggles to raise an army to combat this evil from beyond the stars.
Nick Says: It’s always a rogue knight isn’t it? Difference is, this time the rogue knight is played by none other than Kimbo Slice!
This article series is in no way affiliated with SyFy. This is a creative experiment and ongoing test of nerves that is perpetrated by a few insane people and should be construed as such. If for some reason these people actually make one of these as a feature it must be chalked up to their own lunacy. These are the intellectual property of Mr. Andrew Cosby and not the property of CHUD.com or SyFy.