“From the mind behind the mega-hit Syfy show you’ve probably never heard of (EUREKA) comes a tribute to all those no-budget Syfy original movies and the “so bad, they’re good” films that inspired them. Move over Roger Corman, step back Ed Wood, make way on your weekend programming schedule Mr. Stern, because here comes Andrew Cosby’s 365 DAYS OF SCI-FI.
And it’s all happening here! Each day, your friends at CHUD will bring you a brand new bad movie pitch — the best of the worst title Cosby can come up with, no matter where he’s at or what he’s doing, rain or shine, drunk or sober. That’s a whole year of the quality concepts you’ve come to expect from the network that brought you MANSQUITO and SHARKTOPUS.”
And now… DAY TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY-SEVEN:
“Feeling a bit nostalgic for the misspent hours of youth, many of which were whittled away watching the awesome series upon which this next one is based.”
– Andy Cosby (Twitter)
“You Get What You Pay For.”
THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MANIAC: Driven insane by the substandard bionic implants forced upon him by his government back in the 70’s, retired cybernetic super-soldier Steve Preston becomes convinced that everyone he meets is an enemy agent. Consequently, he goes on a killing spree across the Midwest, laying waste to anyone and anything that gets in his way. Eventually, his original creator and a team of highly trained black ops assassins are called in to take him out. Of course, the government finds out the hard way that its six million dollars was well spent.
Nick Says: Would there be a role for the leathery stiffness that is Lee Majors? No, because even on pay cable no has any time for goddamn Lee Majors.
Disclaimer:
This article series is in no way affiliated with SyFy. This is a creative experiment and ongoing test of nerves that is perpetrated by a few insane people and should be construed as such. If for some reason these people actually make one of these as a feature it must be chalked up to their own lunacy. These are the intellectual property of Mr. Andrew Cosby and not the property of CHUD.com or SyFy.